Wof meets PJO. (Part One)
Percy: Gah! Why is there a dragon in front of me? Why is it glowing?
Tsunami: Excuse you, I am not an 'it'! *Growls*
Percy: Y-you talk?
Tsunami: No sh!t sherlock.
Percy: No swearing in my household!
Sally: That's my boy, wait, Mrs. O' Leary got bigger?
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Leo: Oooh, it's a dragon. I remember that Percy fought one at the Garden of Hesperides.
Qibli: The whaaaaaat?
Leo: It talks too! I should get my poloroid.
Qibli: Does it ship me and Moon?
Leo: Hell nah, it's a camara.
Moon: I HEARD THAT!!!
Leo: Another dragon! I should tell Cal.
Qibli: Who's that?
Leo: My girlfriend.
Qibli: Nice.
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