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Wof meets PJO. (Part One)

Percy: Gah! Why is there a dragon in front of me? Why is it glowing?

Tsunami: Excuse you, I am not an 'it'! *Growls*

Percy: Y-you talk?

Tsunami: No sh!t sherlock.

Percy: No swearing in my household!

Sally: That's my boy, wait, Mrs. O' Leary got bigger?

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Leo: Oooh, it's a dragon. I remember that Percy fought one at the Garden of Hesperides. 

Qibli: The whaaaaaat?

Leo: It talks too! I should get my poloroid. 

Qibli: Does it ship me and Moon?

Leo: Hell nah, it's a camara.

Moon: I HEARD THAT!!!

Leo: Another dragon! I should tell Cal. 

Qibli: Who's that?

Leo: My girlfriend.

Qibli: Nice.

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