White wolf #Wattys2016

Condoms?

The house was absolutely stunning, but that I'll ever admit that. The house was two stories high with what it looked like lots of room to get away. I like that.

"You have the room upstairs farthest on the left. I bought the house furnished so you alrighty have your bed. I was thinking, maybe here we can start over. Maybe you can find it in your heart to give me a chance that's all I'm asking sweetie." My mom was staring at me with so much intensity that a dog would roll over and die. And what did I do? I started back as if challenging her to make then next move.

" Yeah, maybe," I felt successful when her eyes shined bright with happiness "but then again maybe not." I smiled as I saw every bit of happiness that was once in her eyes crumbled.

I know, I know, I'm messed up for not liking my mother but who can really blame me?

'Yourself ' I heard a scarce voice in my head all but whisper. Myself? I don't blame myself at all.

'Ah but you do, I mean it's been 12 years and you haven't even gave her a chance.'

Oh just shut up. I don't care that's it's been 12 year I would wait a 1000 before giving her even a slight chance.

I follow my mothers directions, and quickly found my room. To be honest.. It was like love at first sight. The hard wood floors made me want to curl up next to a fireplace. My bed looked perfectly like something I would have in my old house..only slightly different. This one makes it look like I'm a queen, not saying I don't like it, it's just that I've always been more...princess in shining armor, does that make sense? Well I guess this princess will be sleeping like a queen. I jump on my bed with a little more force then needed and I found my self airborne. I landed smack on the hard wood floor.

"Ow, ow, ow. Really, I trusted you! I was going to sleep with you! How dare you throw my on The floor like an old used tissue that you found underneath your pillow at night, the tissue that you used when you found out your boyfriend was cheating on you, you were moving, and no one knowledge that it was your birthday. Not one person say happy birthday..." A stray tear rolled down my face.

Shit just got real.

"Cristina get your ASS down here right now! I swear on my iPhone if this is what I think it is!" My moms voice was strained like someone had just choked her. Shit, what did I do now?

Fall head over heels for you bed literally. Ha this little voice has humor.

Yep it's official, I've gone crazy.

"Yes oh dear mother that won't leave me the fuck alone." I mumble under my breathe as I search the house for this dark figure I call my birth giver.

"You better have a good explanation for this one or your seriously going to some how end up in the bottom of the ocean." I look up to see my mom holding a roll of condoms I bought a while back. My eyes nearly popped out of my head as I tried to think of any excuse on to why I would have condom. You know what I got, nothing.

"Uh, um....wait are you going through my stuff?!?" Ha good job Cris, make her the guilty one.

"No, I saw this in one of your boxes, one of the boxes that didn't have tape on them because you accidentally lost your phone in it and you couldn't wait until we got here." Oh yeah, ha I forgot about that. It's not my fault, I need my phone it's my life. It just happened I opened 4 boxes before I found it, right just my luck.

"I uh needed them! You know because my birthday was yesterday day, I went to the store to buy balloons, but they were all sold out... You know what the hell, I was going to have sex. And if you didn't know condoms are for, well that explains me." I laugh with bitterness at my own joke. Yeah I'm that damn funny.