Super Mario Epic Quests!

Deep In The Ocean!

Mario Luigi Peach and Daisy arrived deep in the ocean using a small submarine

Mario: plumbers log number 17 we were heading into deep danger down in aqua land. We'd come to fight Roy who says he's the most underhanded villain under the sea

Daisy: I can't believe that's what roy actually thinks! We've beaten him before I we'll do it again

Just then Daisy saw a mermaid swimming away from a blooper squid

Daisy: not only that but it looks like trouble in swim city!

Peach: It's a mermaid!

Daisy: And she's being chased by a Blooper squid!

Mario: Come on let's teach that mangy monster to pick on someone his own size!

The four of them leave the submarine to help the mermaid. But then the blooper grabber her

???: Help!

Mario: Leave the mermaid alone you eight arm ugly face!

Daisy: we'll work on the insults

The blooper threw the mermaid on the floor and she swam behind a big rock

Blooper: go suck on a sewer pipe! I can take you with seven arms tied behind me back!

Mario stomped on the blooper but then he grabbed Luigi and threw him against a rock

Daisy: Luigi! Alright that's it! I'm oFISHially ending this! Haha! I love a good pun!

Daisy punched the blooper in the face and tied his eight tentacles together

Peach: way to go daisy!

Daisy: oh that was nothing

The mermaid came out of her hiding place

Pearl: Thank you brave land dwellers for rescuing me! I'm pearl daughter of King Neptune

Peach: Why was that obnoxious squid chasing you?

Pearl: He works for Roy! The evil reptile is kidnapping my people and turning them into slaves!

Daisy: don't worry he's going down!

Peach: But where's your father King Neptune Lord of the Deep?

Pearl: Roy imprisoned him! Please you've got to help my people and free my father!

Mario: That's why we're here!

Daisy: we'll knock Roy into next week!

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Meanwhile in the aqua land castle Roy was sitting on a throne talking to king Neptune

Roy: So you're King Neptune Lord of the Deep! Now you're nothin but my captive! With you as my prisoner I'm free to spread my evil meanness all over Aqua Land! Your daughter will soon be my prisoner to!

Neptune: relax man swim with the current. Take a dip in the ocean of happiness. Life's too short to be a crab

Rory: what in the ocean are you talking about? I kidnapped you! Why are you happy?!

Neptune: Have some fun Jack! Get happy as a clam! Be ashore! Be a friend not an anemone

Roy: my name isn't Jack! It's Roy! Roy Koopa! Son of king bowser koopa! One of the 8 koopalings!

Neptune: just go with the flow! Be you and be free!

Roy facepalmed

Roy: throw this idiot in the dungeon before he starts talking again!