(midnight, meester, joseph, midge, spicy, tak, crafty, mike, riley, and alex are all in a room together. it's none of their houses, they're all unknowingly breaking and entering.)
(everyone is sitting on the floor, except for mt and tak. mt is floating off the ground - as they usually do. tak is on the table.)
Spicyman33: why are we all here
Meester Tweester: idk
Midnight Light: alex, do you know why all ten of us are here?
alexlion051: potato needed something to write, okay?
Everyone: ...
alexlion0511: we're playing truth or dare
TheMightyMidge: how about dare or gtfo
Spicyman33: tf is that?
TheMightyMidge: you have to do the dare, or gtfo
Crafty7: sure, why not
Riley: so who goes first?
alexlion0511: me obviously.
Mike Ramsay: why?
alexlion0511: favouritism, anyways... spicy!
Spicyman33: shit
alexlion0511: i dare you to throw tak off the table
Tak Ajnin: ALEX WHY-
Spicyman33: yeet! *throws tak off thr table*
Crafty7: SPICY!
Spicyman33: it was a dare, bro
Midnight Light: meester, i dare you to scream as loud as you can
Meester Tweester: wait it's your turn now
alexlion0511: it's actually spicy's turn now, potato gave me the rules
alexlion0511: whoever is dared gets to dare someone next
Spicyman33: oh, i dare midnight to sing the intro to sofia the first
Midnight Light: ...okay *screams the intro at the top of her non-existent lungs because she's a book*
*silence*
Tak Ajnin: my ears!
Mike Ramsay: books have ears?
Midnight Light: anyways, i dare meester to scream as loud as they can
Meester Tweester: can i go outside for that?
Midnight Light: sure
*outside*
Meester Tweester: *SCREAMS SO FUCKING LOUD THE ENTIRE MILKY WAY GALAXY SHAKES*
*back inside*
Meester Tweester: i did it
Crafty7: jesus christ meester
Meester Tweester: anyways, i dare midge to stab one of us
Everyone Else: MEESTER WTF-
TheMightyMidge: *grabs a knife, and casually stabs spicy*
TheMightyMidge: i dare spicy to fucking die
Spicyman33: BRO WTF
TheMightyMidge: you threw my bestie off the table, this is what happens
YOU ARE READING
Ten Words of Crackbooks
Humorten words of wisdom crackbook to get the wiggles out (hyperfixations go brrrrr sometimes) anyways expect a bunch of books being idiots, tantusar being the tired dad of everyone, and alexlion0511 being literally everywhere because i am way too biased...