Ten Words of Crackbooks

here we go...

*takes a deep breath* THIS IS GONNA GET WILD-

starting off with PenSteel's list:

- Spicy x Riley: while in most au's i see this as purely platonic, i can definitely get the appeal, and do have one planned in which they are childhood friends! (hopefully nothing bad happens)

though i will admit, the ode does bring this down because holy shit is it horrifying... I WATCHED THAT WHEN I WAS LIKE SIX-SEVEN!

another thing: for me, i see most idol x fan ships as purely platonic, which might be because i often see age gaps within them (hell i'm like that right now)

all in all: platonic is how i roll with this, but i can totally get the appeal! 5/10.

- Midnight x Juhmatok: ALRIGHT, I'M JS GONNA SAY THIS... I LOVED THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER (back when i thought juhmatok was a boy... I'M SERIOUS, I THOUGHT THAT FOR LIKE 3-4 YEARS-)

and while in some of my au's, they are sisters, that just makes it funnier to me, they're in a weird juxtaposition of lovers, sisters, and besties-

AND NOT EVEN FORGETTING THE IDEA OF MIDNIGHT PUSHING HERSELF TO WIN FOR HER?????? AAAAAAAAA- EASY 90/10, NOSTALGIA GO!

- Midnight x Meester: BASIC. /hj

i'll admit... this is only good platonically. this feels like the fireafy of twow, and if you don't know this already... i see fireafy as incredibly mid.

this ship i do so too, but that's because it really doesn't have much going for it, whereas fireafy has too much - the much making it seem even less worth my time, i hate it when relationships go through arcs like that... dunno why-

in short: this feels like something coming straight out of a mainstream tv show, 4/10.

- Jennings x Midnight: idk i don't use jennings in my stories AT ALL-

LIKE HE DON'T SHOW UP IN THEM, HE HAD ENOUGH SPOTLIGHT IN TWOTWOW ANYWAYS /lh

so i really don't have anything to say here... 4/10 ig?

- Tak x Qwerby: *sigh* ...i can actually get this a little bit! i do imagine them being friends, because of a trio with them and mike. (CANADIANS UNITE)

though i kinda pair tak with someone else, and i don't like polyshipping, so... nah, i'm good, but i can get the idea here!

i'll go with a nice 5/10, not too bad, but not outstanding.

- Alex x Bombs: ultimate brotherly friendship right here mf-ers

NO BUT LIKE THEY GIVE OFF SUCH SIBLING ENERGY TO ME- like why do y'all think they're brothers in most of my au's-

while i do somewhat get the appeal, i'm very mixed on the idea of alex ships (on one hand, i want him to be happy, but on the other NOBODY FEELS GOOD ENOUGH- /silly)
[update: save me sunlion]

so... 5/10- damn a lot of these are getting 5's so far-

- Pairing Riley with literally anyone: ALL EXCEPT PPCS, THAT IS MOTHER-SON RIGHT THERE. everyone else is either kinda random, or i 100% dig it (nerd-)

- All the Gods Together: this is a friendgroup- 3/10 bc i don't really see green dating anyone- NOT IN A BAD WAY HE JS DOESN'T GIVE ME THAT VIBE-
[update: green, bombs, and qwerby in a love angle-]

- Sam x Midge: otp /j

- Tree x Tantusar: i forgot to clarify i didn't include crosships but eh fuck it-

ig this could work? IDK OK I KEEP FORGETTING HOW BFB CHARACTERS ACT BECAUSE ME AND BFB ARE LIKE EXES NOW-

UHHHH I'LL JS SAY 4/10