funy ways to die

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when the entities + lights are around screech and they get mad at each other, they don't exactly like to say "i'm about to murder your ass" since there's a child in the vicinity. instead, they use these alternatives (and will come up with more).


1. "i'm about to take away your breathing privileges" (credits to cs for that one lmao)

2. "nonexisty is going to be a good name for your status once i'm done with you"

3. "what type of coffin do you prefer?"

4. "all in favor of erasing [insert name]'s organs, say aye"

5. "i'm about to pull an extra lethal crucifix move on you"

6. "start playing boss music in your head, you're not worming your way out of this one"

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