steals cs's gl + cl without her permission

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author's note: i'm sorry, i got bored, but it's only incorrect quotes of scenes that are completely out of context don't worry

also, since there's two gls and two cls (one pair from CS and the other pair from me) i'll do C! before the names for cs's and O! before the names for mine


teehee :3

anyways, here we go

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O!Guiding to C!Guiding: Hey, other me, watch this.

O!Guiding to O!Curious: What's 6 x 7?

O!Curious: 42.

O!Guiding: Okay, 17 x 8?

O!Curious: Uh, 136.

O!Guiding: What's the capital of Russia?

O!Curious: Moscow.

O!Guiding: What's always in the chemical equation of an acid?

O!Curious: An H+ molecule, so that it can make H₃O+ when combined with water.

O!Guiding: How do you spell "bioluminescence?"

O!Curious: B-I-O-L-U-M-I-N-E-S-C-E-N-C-E.

O!Guiding: Now say hello to other Guiding here.

O!Curious: ...

O!Guiding and C!Guiding: ...

O!Curious: ...

O!Guiding: Dang it, I thought we had him.

C!Guiding: Okay, first of all, wow.

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*O!Guiding and C!Guiding actually keeping a nice conversation*

O!Curious and C!Curious: ...

C!Curious: Uh... what's up..?

O!Curious: *terrified squeaking*

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C!Guiding to O!Curious: Wait, why do you only have 1 and 1/2 wings left?

O!Curious: ...

C!Guiding: ...

O!Curious: ...do you want the gory details or no?

O!Guiding, suddenly busting into the room: AND HE'S FINALLY TALKING!

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