idk i just
...by the way genesishe lights before they died, i'm sorry for the lack of real entities in this book- also, cole's grandma makes a debut, so if you see a character called "grandma" that's her :3
genesis doesn't get a grandma because both his grandmas are dead 👏👏👏
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Grandma: I thought you'd be smarter with your decisions.
Grandma: You boys tell me you're going to just walk around and somehow end up in the makeup section of Walmart for fun, with no idea on how a single drop of foundation words.
Grandma: And you never thought to ask me. You could've at least done your research!
Cole: ...well, that wasn't the reaction I was expecting.
Grandma: Boy, do you want to get grounded instead?
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Cole, to Genesis: Got your nose.
Genesis: ...
Cole: ...
Genesis: Were you expecting a reaction?
Cole: The last time I did that, you almost cried.
Genesis, sputtering: The last time you did that, we were EIGHT!
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Genesis: Y'know what would be funny is if I decided to show up to school in a skirt.
Cole: Well, if you want, why not?
Genesis: I said if, I'm not actually going to do that.
Cole: ...
Genesis: ...I would have if my dad would let me.
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Genesis, pointing to a pencil: Can I eat that?
Cole: No.
Genesis, pointing to a sheet of paper: Okay, what about that?
Cole: Also no.
Genesis, pointing to an eraser: Okay, then, what about-
Cole: You can have my cookie at lunch but do not eat those, you uncharged Sega Genesis.
Genesis: But I'm hungry!!!!
(so there's actually lore for ^this one, genesis's dad was fucking neglecting and even forgot to get himself food, so clearly genesis and the twins i never mentioned in this wouldn't get enough food! yay, more trauma!)
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