Take Me To Church

Welcome Home, Son

Title: Welcome Home, Son by Radical Face

(Azi's pov)

Perfect Azi's dad was out today at some church event, so he could slip away to hang out with his friends.

He woke up around 10 because Bee said to meet at their house around 12 and he put on a random shirt with a pair of swim trunks. 

He fixed his hair a bit and around 11:30 he began his walk over to Bee's house. He didn't want to think about anything so he listened to music. 

He didn't feel like listening to his playlist on shuffle so he put on one of his favorite songs on repeat. 

Angel Eyes by Abba

His mother used to call him and angel now Crowley does and it makes him feel safe and happy listening to it. 

The walk took about 30 minutes so he got there slightly after noon. 

When he arrived at their house he knocked on the door and was greeted by Bee themself and Gabe behind them looking like a puppy following their human. 

"Hi Azi come in, Muriel is downstairs, the door is just to the right" They said returning to stand by the door waiting for everyone else.

I found the door and walked downstairs and was greeted by a very happy and energetic Muriel waiting around a stack of Cards Against Humanity.

"Hey Muriel" I said siting next to them.

"Hey Azi!" they said with a wave, "have you ever played Cards Against Humanity?" 

"I actually have not, not really a game my dad likes very much, but I have always wanted to play." I state.

This makes Muriel's face light up, "It's like my favorite game, I don't know what everything means but it's funny. I can teach you because Bee says we are gonna play it when everyone gets her!" They beam at me proudly while saying this.

"Sounds good Muriel" I smile back at them.

Pretty soon Anathema and Newt arrive, I figured out pretty quickly they go everywhere together, It wasn't that hard to figure out they were together.

Then Maggie and Nina came together. Now they took Azi a bit to figure out but eventually he was able to figure out that they too were dating. 

It was pretty easy to see from like a mile away that Bee was just as much in love with Gabe as he was with them but they were both extremely oblivious. The only one who seemed to not have an infatuation with anyone was Crowley.

then he came. 

Crowley sauntered downstairs wearing a black muscle tank and black swim trunks. He wears a lot of black.

"Oh Cards Against Humanity, I love that game" He said taking a seat next to Azi.

"Ok so Azi has never played so basically everyone gets seven white cards and one person will pull a black card and everyone has to put in one of their white cards to go with the prompt. Then you pick up another white card to have with you. The person with the black card will pick which one is best and they will get the black card. The first person will 10 black cards wins." Muriel said with a smile while passing out cards.

"I'll go first" They said pulling a black card.

The black card read: I don't really know what my mom's job is but I think it has something to do with ____________

Everyone put their cards in and Muriel read them. 

"A pangender octopus searching the cosmos in search of love"