fourteen. bonding with prods

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014.    bonding with prods

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WHEN PETER HAD WALKED THROUGH THE DOORS, Fallon began dying inside as she was certain that the man still had a grudge against them all for the whole, 'my dead dogs been resurrected' scandal. But he seemed to have gotten over it, well, she'd hope. "Okay, so I see a few familiar faces out there," He scanned over them. "As some of you may know, I took a bit of a sabbatical last year."

"Do you mean when you shacked up with a slutty hairdresser, but then she dumped you?" Michelle raised her voice for everyone to hear.

"Miss Mallon, please! Raise your hand if you want to ask a question." Sister Michael said, not bothered much.

Michelle raised her hand to repeat the question but so did Fallon. The dirty-blonde wanted to ask if the sex was worth giving up priesthood, which, clearly it wasn't as he was back. "Okay, I think we should just move on," Peter winked at them both. "The hairdresser certainly did." Sister Michael retorted.

Fallon let out a rather loud laugh. "I really do love you, sometimes, Sister Michael." The girl continued to laugh, but quieter, as the man glared down at her.

"Okay," He continued talking. "So this is just a little exercise I like to kick off with. I want you guys to give me examples of things that Catholics and Protestants have in common and things they don't have in common. Let's start with the similarities. Erin, why don't you get the ball rolling?"

"Okay. So, we both... right. So, we all... God, this is actually quite hard," Erin struggled, looking around to see if somebody would help her. "Anything at all, a small thing even," Peter added, attempting to help the girl. "Okay, so... right. God, I'm actually drawing a blank here, to be honest." She laughed to herself.

"Not to worry, someone else? A similarity?" Peter called out to them all as Phillip raised his hands up and answered, "Protestants are British and Catholics are Irish."

"So that's actually a difference. Quite a big difference. But that's okay, we can write that down," He nodded and looked over at Jenny. "Now back to the similarities. Yes?" He nodded over to Michelle. "Protestants are richer." She called out.

"Ok, so that's another difference. And I'm not sure that's actually, I mean, is that true?" He looked over to Sister Michael.

She nodded. "I would say so," Janet also agreed. "Yeah, I suppose that's fair enough."

Jon raised his hand up. "Catholics really buzz of statues and we don't so much."

"I do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said." Sister Michael nodded in agreement.

"So again, what we have there is a difference," Peter said before Orla raised her hand and called out, "Protestants like to march and Catholics like to walk."

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