Sierra: is it immoral to stab someone?
Gwen: not if they consent to it
Heather: depends on who you're stabbing.
Courtney: YES??
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Gwen: date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Leshawna: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Courtney: WHY did you give bridgette a KNIFE??
Duncan: she said she felt unsafe. (eva..)
Courtney: now I feel unsafe!
Duncan: ...would you like a knife?
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Lindsay, texting beth: beth! help i’m being kidnapped!!
Beth: where are you?
Lindsay: i’m with some strange person, in a car. help.
Beth: i’ll call Tyler.
Tyler, picking up his phone: hello?
Beth: where’s lindsay? she texted me that she was being kidnapped.
Tyler: Lindsay? whaddya mean, she's right next to me-
Tyler:
Tyler: i’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Tyler: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD
Lindsay: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Noah: izzy, can I talk to you for a second?
Izzy: yeah, what’s up? wait lemme guess. you and cody are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Noah: what? no, stop that. i know how to kiss. i’ve read books.
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Duncan: i can explain.
Courtney: can you?
Duncan: if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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RandomCreated: 8/7/2023 Completed: ??? includes like a million ships probably needs a TW #1 in #tdi as of christmas 2023 i dont own total drama obviously
