UPDATE: I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I THOUGHT I PUBLISHED THIS LAST NIGHT IM SORRYYY
everyone voted on the ship chapter so here
i tried to include a bunch of ships sorry if ur fav didnt get on here😭😭
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Duncan: you're giving me a sticker. Courtney: not just any sticker, it's a sticker of a kitty saying 'Me-Wow!' Duncan: i'm not 5. Courtney, reaching for the sticker back: fine then. Duncan, snatching it back: i earned this. back off.
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Zoey: im so happy i could kiss you! Mike: Mike: neat *later* Mike: i said "neat." Gwen: chill out, remember what happened when courtney said she liked me back? Mike: you said "thank you"? Gwen: i fucking thanked her.
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Chase: bro, I had a dream we fucked. Ripper: relax bro, it was just a dream. Chase: yeah, im not gay, i wouldn't fuck you. Ripper: you wouldn't? Chase: I mean, unless you wanted to-
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Izzy: how do i tell eva that i want her to yell at me like she's gordan ramsay and i just messed up the food i was making? Noah:
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Gwen: look, last night was a mistake. Duncan: a sexy mistake Gwen: no, just a regular mistake
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Owen: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Noah: that's great, owen. especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
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Dakota: relationships should be 50/50. sam cooks us dinner while i sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Heather: go fuck yourself. Alejandro, smugly: sure, but only if you watch
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Owen:*gets down on one knee* Izzy: oh my god, it's finally happening. Owen:*falls over* Izzy: the poison is kicking in.
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Cody: we have a problem. Noah: no, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Noah, sweating: emma, there's something I need to ask you- Emma: finally! you're proposing! Noah: wha- how'd you know? Emma: noah, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner. Emma: i even picked it up once.
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Alejandro: well? are you ready to commit? Noah, sarcastically: what, a crime or a relationship?
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Gwen: i slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. Trent: that's... more of a coma. Gwen: sounds festive.
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Alejandro, tending to Tyler's wounds: how would you rate your pain? Tyler: zero stars. would NOT recommend.
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Heather: if there's going to be a big dramnatic scene, wait until I get back. Sierra: duh, i wouldn't wanna flip this table by myself.
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Tyler: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE? Lindsay: anything, honestly! but jocks especially! Tyler, desperately, as Lindsay bleeds out: NO, YOUR BLOOD TYPE! Lindsay: Oh! B positive. Tyler: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP RIGHT NOW, JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE! Lindsay:
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Justin: i learned some very valuable lessons from this. Trent: i'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away. Justin: death isn't real, and I'm basically god.
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Harold: top 30 reasons why harold is sorry... number 5 will surprise you! Leshawna: top 30 anime deaths. number one: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW.
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Brick: you saved me. I owe you my life. Jo: no thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
*this one could also work for brott but i feel like more people like jock*
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Jo: Do you take constructive criticism? Anne Maria: I only take cash or credit.
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would've included more rarepairs but this already took over an hour
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