^ THEY ADDED BROTHER TRAVIS, PJ SCOOP, COAT JENNA AND FROZEN HEAVELY IM GOING INSANE I NEED THEM ALL (theres more but those are my favs especially the first two)
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Dakota: im the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room
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Cody: are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Justin: which came first, the orange or the orange?
Harold: orange was first used to refer to the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Trent: what was the color called before then?
Justin: wasnt everything just black and white?
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Eva: cool, any other secrets?
Izzy: I still sleep with the blanket I had as a baby.
Owen: Awww-
Izzy, stern: I use it as a gag when taking people’s pets hostage.
Noah:
Noah: there’s no punch line cause it’s not a joke is it
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Eva: please, just tell me what the book is about. the plot, please.
Noah, reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: a subversive masterpiece. a deep and touching story. new york times bestseller.
Eva: go fuck yourself.
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Cody: i was arrested for being too cool!
Gwen: the charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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3 quotes short of average chapter length but im working on a td23 highschool au and the christmas special rn sorry😣😣
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De TodoCreated: 8/7/2023 Completed: ??? includes like a million ships probably needs a TW #1 in #tdi as of christmas 2023 i dont own total drama obviously
