reboot chapter again sorry but it's been sitting in the drafts😇😇
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Julia: one half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is, well, an asshole.
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Bowie: think you can unlock the door for us?
MK: sure, i just need a couple of things. emma, can I have your credit card?
Emma: sure, just make sure not to bend it.
MK: thanks. ripper, break down the door.
Emma: HUH??
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Raj: Okay, two person huddle.
Bowie: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
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Chase: yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.
*chase, ripper, and zee proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*
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Zee: how high was i last night?
Priya: damien tried showing you a video of a snake and you started crying.
Zee, tearing up: THEY DONT HAVE ARMS
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Raj: When bowie was born, the gods said, "woah, he's too perfect for this world."
Millie: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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Damien: priya, I’m afraid.
Priya: Just stay close to scary girl.
Damien: That's why I’m afraid.
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*after discussing a plan*
MK: Does anyone have any questions?
Raj: Is this legal?
MK: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
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CasualeCreated: 8/7/2023 Completed: ??? includes like a million ships probably needs a TW #1 in #tdi as of christmas 2023 i dont own total drama obviously
