Geoff: If you water water, it grows.
Duncan: ...what.
DJ: he's got a point.★
Izzy: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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Gwen: you know, i really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.
Courtney, stirring her coffee: i prefer it with salt.★
Lindsay: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
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Owen: you've been given a new job to do, but i'm worried it might make you angry.
Justin: just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.
Owen: you have to teach lindsay how to drive.
Justin: ...put the band-aid back on.★
Heather: why are we friends?
Sierra: poor decisions on your part.★
Alejandro, staring lovingly at Heather: I would die for you.
Heather, doing her own thing: then perish.★
Emma: What do you want for breakfast, kitty?
Kitty: gay cheerios.
Emma: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT---
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RandomCreated: 8/7/2023 Completed: ??? includes like a million ships probably needs a TW #1 in #tdi as of christmas 2023 i dont own total drama obviously