It had to be next week dammit!!
Katsuki Bakugou was lost for the 5th time at yet again another different mall, frantically searching for a particular store. Surprisingly, all of them only had a small, non-important store or did not have a store at all.
"How the living hell are there no craft stores in all of Japan?? The only things I see is fucking yarn balls, but they are only one color, too thick, or made for cats!!"
Katsuki sat down on the bench in the food court, trying to figure out the next place to go. He had asked the Hag and Pops about the best location to find the elusive store but so far everything just came up empty.
"Dammit, Eve, for someone who loves to crochet, finding the yarns for you is like a torturous manhunt." The blonde grumbled and looked up to the sky. Eevee loves arts and crafts, it has always made her smile with the creations she makes. She had made a few Heroes with various yet perfect colors and even made him with his Hero Costume. She kept them safe or gave them away, or in one particular case, burned one at the stake. Katsuki shuddered as he remembered the Eevette cackling like a psychopath. Hot though.
"I have no choice, I have to ask the Serpentine where she gets them. Otherwise I will be hunting them until Christmas!"
Katsuki makes a quick text first to Izuku, asking him if Eevee is still with him at the training facility before calling the fennec's mother. He did not want her to detect anything is wrong, though he is sure she senses something as this was day two of him missing training together.
"Aight, let's get this over with." He mumbled before dialing the number, and his throat knotted once she picked up.
"Hello, Katsuki. Everything alright?" Ophelia asked, and he gulped in nervousness. "Why aren't you at training? Dear Eevee was asking for you? Izuku mentioned you had something to do."
Katsuki grumbled a bit before stealing his nerves a bit. "Hey, those yarns Eevee has, where did you get them?"
Silence ensued for several moments and Katsuki thought he was losing his mind before...
"Please tell me you didn't search every single mall for those..." Ophelia deadpanned, and that triggered the blonde teen.
"NO I HAVEN'T BEEN SEARCHING AT FIVE DIFFERENT MALLS, GETTING LOST 5 DIFFERENT TIMES, JUST TO LOOK FOR SOME STUPID YARN!!"
"...That is a yes..." She sighed, before going back to her future son-in-law. "I had them specially ordered, since knitting and crocheting is technically dead in this era not many stores have them now."
"That explains why so many people I asked looked at me like I was talking out of my ass...Ok, where can I order them? Do you have a number?"
"I actually have a location. Are you near Verdant Lake? There is a cottage along the east side of the lake called Cuddle-Ewe's Cottage, you will need to speak to Aries." Ophelia said and she chuckled as she could hear him choking from the overly cutesy name.
"For the love of-Who the hell has a disgustingly cute name like that??" Katsuki scoffed and became silent at the serpentine's next sentence.
"One that can save you months of crying from your Fennec." She warned and she could mentally see him panicking. "Aries is actually her Hero Name, and her Quirk allows her to create yarn of colors. There is a catch, you will need an item of that color for the desired look, otherwise they will be plain white."
"What if...in this case there is no item that can match a certain color? Like for example, my hair color?" Katsuki asked, not wanting to give a lot of information. His was a two-part gift, and one of them required certain finesse. "Also, will it also take in the scent of the person?"
"I see what is going on. Yes, you can use your hair. Just let Aries know that this will be a Nesting Gift. She specializes in those."
Katsuki sighed in massive relief, finally getting somewhere for his girl's birthday gift. "Thanks, Ophi. This means a lot. This was actually a pain to support her hobbies."
"I know, Katsuki. Just don't forget to go to training tomorrow, otherwise Eevee will get suspicious. I already have an excuse that you were with Daredevil for office re-filing. It is about this time he reorganizes them anyways."
"Heh, you and the Hag are loving this too much."
"Very much, just make sure you bring condoms when you give her the gifts." Ophelia teased and she heard him choke again, heat starting to come out of her headset.
"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THE HAG ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE!!"
"I wouldn't mind having a fiery baby fox as a Grandchild."
"...Ok, I'll have to admit, that would be cool."
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Flufftober 2022
FanfictionFlufftober Prompts for the year 2022, will have a variety of pairings.