4 : C.H.E.R.U.B Part 2

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"We’re here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven... benefited by your amazing... technological advances." One of the cherubs says.

"Oh, HEEEELL no!" Blitzo yells. An angry Blitzo rolls up his sleeve, hoisting his flintlock pistol at the same time. He then marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly, "Don’t listen--" Misjudging where the floor is in relation to the window, Blitzo face-plants onto the floor, multiple glass shards sticking out of him. Moxxie enters through a door to the side, Millie peeking in.

"Lyle Lipton, it is our--" Moxxie says. He glances at Blitzo before looking back at Lyle, "…humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit suicide."

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you’re old... and gross?" Millie says.

"Is that a serious question?" Keenie, one of the cherubs, asks. Keenie adjusts Lyle's bedsheets, revealing his wallet full of dollar bills. Cletus, another one, grabs the wallet, "He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!"
Keenie flies around, grabbing Lyle's wallet from Cletus and happily throws Lyle’s dollar bills in the air.

"Nnnno!" Lyle exclaims

"He could pay for new hospitals and schools!" The last cherub, Collin, says.

Lyle grips his blankets tightly, "Why won’t you let me die?"

"Oh, sounds like ya need help offin' yourself there, buddy. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?" Blitzo says. Moxxie reaches into his coat and tosses a variety of weapons to Blitzo and Lyle. They each catch an assault rifle, Blitzo also catching a crossbow with his tail.

"I have some assault weapons, crossbow, hunting bow, Tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas--"

"He’s classier than that!" Collin says. Lyle points the assault rifle into his mouth, before Collin takes it from him, "There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!"

Millie looks at the man in disgust, "Yeah, right. Smells like he ain’t been out of bed in months!" Millie sniffs Lyle. She becomes visibly ill, covering her mouth, and holds Moxxie by the shoulder as she vomits on the floor. Moxxie pats her on the back.

"Life can be beautiful at any age!" Cletus days.

Keenie follows after, "And we’ll show him!"

The three cherubs cheer, "Yeah!"

" NOOOOO--!"

...

Finally, after being dragged around, Lyle, the cherubs, and I.M.P finally stop nan auditorium. A woman dressed as a Viking sings opera on stage while wearing a fake unicorn on her lower torso. A well-dressed man plays a grand piano behind her. The cherubs and the audience are also well-dressed, though Lyle only wears a bowtie over his simple, sweat-stained hospital gown.

"Behold! The wonder of art and music! Somethin' always there to comfort… entertain… and live for!" Cletus says.
Up above the stage, the three Imps and Layla look down from a catwalk near the ceiling. Blitzo wags his butt and tail like a cat.

"So… how do we make this bad?" Millie says.

"We can’t. There’s literally nothing bad about opera. That’s fact."

" Unless we ruin it somehow!" Blitzo says.With a mischievous grin, Blitzo grabs the spotlight and moves it away from the singer. The singer pauses and follows the light, resuming her song. Blitzo moves the spotlight again, and the singer again pauses to follow it.

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