Abomination Child (Loona x Fem Oc)

3 : C.H.E.R.U.B

"WILL SOMEBODY SHUT THAT GODDAMN TV UP!?!?"

Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.

"Thanks, man!!" Layla calls out and Blitzo nods at her.

"Nice one, B!"

"Gimme another, Mox." He says. Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock, "Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!" Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo and Millie look bored.

"Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'..." Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

" I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?" Wally says and whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks, "WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford’s Wacky Idea Factory." The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forwards.

"Where you make the things and I make the money!" Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look, "Please! I’m very desperate!"

"Bingo!" Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.

"WOO! You’re on a roll, sir!" Millie yells

Loona, who is snoring  and drooling while sleeping in a chair, is woken by a rumbling which also knocks a cup next to her over, spilling its contents, "Guys... do you feel that?"

"Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?" Blitzo says.

"That’s possible?" Moxxie asks

"Is a hellquake the same as an earthquake?" Layla asks to her self then shrugs and goes back to her phone.

"Alright! Don’t panic, Moxxie!" Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to "calm" him.

" I’m not “panicking,” because hellquakes don’t happen." He says.Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him.

"STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!" Loona yells

Loona slaps Moxxie in the face, sending him flying towards the wall. Layla catches him one-handed before he hits it.

"Loon, I think you should be the one who calms down. K?" She says she sets Moxxie down when putting a hand on Loona's shoulder. Moxxie is then knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes. Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie, crushing him. As the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and a supervillain-esque demon uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the hole, covering himself with his cape. Loona growls while on all fours and Layla grabs her bye the waist, sitting her on a chair.

"It's just a customer, Loon." Layla says.

"Do not be afraid!" The man exclaims. He grins and extends his robotic tentacles.

"Please tell me you got that insurance thing." Blitzo says.

Millie takes out her black axe and waves it at the man, "Who are you, and what do you want?!" She asks. The man extends a tentacle into a loop-de-loop and slides along it to the other side of the room.