14 : Exes and Oohs

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A/N: another oc is going to introduced in this chapter. Or the next idk. But the oc isn't mine it's Masonman2020.

Moxxie holds his signature mug and Loona texting on her phone with Layla sitting close. Moxxie looks around.

He softly claps twice, "You know, I checked the scale today. And it said I lost two pounds this week."Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone, much to his annoyance.

"I. Am not. FAT!" Moxxie exclaims and the front door is suddenly kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily.

"Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!" She mumbles. Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on the it disturbing Loona. Millie then passes Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi! I'm a Hooman!" then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout. Moxxie looks at her, disturbed.

"Millie, honey. Is everything okay?" Moxxie asks. Millie hisses back at Moxxie in response, disturbing him even more, but she manages to calm down.

"Yeah. Just...bumped into an exe," she says and her tail twitches.

"Oh! Oh..."

Millie retracts her knife, "He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock.""

"Wait, what?"

Millie raises her voice, "Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to-" She punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Blitzo enters the room on his phone shortly after.

"What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!" He yells

"Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned-" Moxxie says. He holds up a photo of two imps making out in horse suits, "What is this?"

"Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them." He walks back into his office. Layla looks at him disturbed.

"Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?" Blitzo says and Layla raises an eyebrow.

"Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate." The client states. Layla gets up and gives Loona a quick kiss before walking towards Blitzo.

"Uh, you want us killing someone in Hell. 'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore."

"I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. It's regarding a business venture I'm sure will be very worth your time," the client says. Blitzo yells when Layla snatches the phone.

"Sup, Crimson," she says.

"Oh. It's you. I'm surprised that you have keeled over yet," he says.

"Yeah. I vividly remember you sending your men to kill me the first time in hell. What, do you get off at killing fifteen year-olds in cold blood?" Layla says and Blitzo looks at her incredulous, "I assume transportation is already here?"

"That's correct. We'll discuss business when y'all arrive."

"Sounds fun. I'll be there," Layla says and laughs, "See you later, crimmy." She says and hangs up the phone.

"What the fuck what that!!??" Blitzo exclaims.

"Sorry. I know him. He sent out a bounty on me the first time I was here."

"Hm. Cool I guess," Blitzo says, "Don't do it again." A helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window, breaking the wall. Loona looks on without a word, "Satan's ass crack! Enough with the walls shit, we have a door!" With the damaged walls, a wind gusts through the office and distributes all the photos Blitzo had been saving across the town, "My research!"

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