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"Bubba chain a hunnid thousand." Honcho rapped doing all these signs as we walked towards the outlet

I told him to take me on a mall date and he did just that

"Okay, chill." I pushed his arms down so he would stop

"You be hating like a mufucka." He pushed me in front of him

"Fuckever." I said before he slapped my ass

"HONCHO!" I yelled his name

"What I did?" He smirked

"The fuck is yo real name, you seen me butt booty naked but Ion know it." I said thinking about it

"Joseon Sillas Vale." He said

"Full government, I know that's right." I joked as we walked into Dillards

"Quit playing." He pushed me

"Stop pushing me, damn." I smacked my teeth since he had been pushing me all day

"Shut yo ass up." He said about to push me again but I punched him in his stomach

"Play like you crazy." I rolled my eyes

"Just get what the fuck you want and don't piss me off." He said and I laughed at how mad he was even too though he started wit me

I got a Marc Jacobs purse, black Alexander McQueen's, a Kurt Geiger purse, and some Kurt Geiger shoes to match the purse

"Expensive ass." He said while he swiped his card

"Don't care." I said

I looked to the side as he got all the bags then he pulled my hand walking out

"My birthday tomorrow." I lied, it's actually in December and it's October right now

"That's yo gift right dea." He pointed at the bags

"Be so for real." I straight faced him

"I know it ain't yo birthday tomorrow girl, ease up." He said as we walked in Nike

"It's actually in December so." I shrugged

"What you want for yo birthday?" He asked

"Ice." I yawned grabbing a box of AirForce 1's

"Can you get that 7 in women's? It's too high." I huffed pointing at the box I needed

"Here." He said giving it to me

"You getting something?" I asked

"Yo ahh the one that wanted to bring yo ass to the outlet so nah." He said making smack my teeth

"Smack yo teeth and Ima smack yo ass." He said

"Whatever, my guy." I said while we walked to the register