IDGAF

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"You getting sand on me and shit." Joseon smacked his teeth

"Shut up because I'm still mad at you for lying to me." I rolled my eyes

"Then I don't know why yo ass drive two hours out wit me and you angry." He said

His ass wanted to go to the beach but talking about why I drove two hours with him like I invited his dumb ass

"Whatever." I said getting more sand on him

"If I drown yo ass ain't shit gon be funny, now quit playing bruh." He said

"Bitch, I want you to." I bucked at him

"Who the fuck you calling a bitch?" He wrapped his hands around my throat then dragged me to the water by my hair but it ain't hurt

"Say sorry." He said about to put my head under the water

"Hell no." I said

"So you ain't gon say sorry?" He asked

"No-" I got cut off by him putting my head under the water making me try to pull him which was unsuccessful as hell

I can swim but damn

"What the hell, bruh." I mugged him

"Where the hell yo wig went?" He looked at me concerned

"Oh my fucking God." My jaw dropped seeing the shit floating in the water

I hurried up and grabbed it and stomped my way out the water

I started taking my hair out of the cornrows and once I was done I laid down on the sand

I huffed rolling my eyes when he came and laid his big head ass on my bare stomach

"How many kids you want?" He asked

"Between 2-4." I said looking at the sky

"How many you want?" I asked grabbing my phone to take a picture of the moment

"A thousand." He said as I put my hand on his head taking a picture

"A who?" I raised my eyebrows

"A couple." He laughed

"Oh okay because I coulda sworn I heard somebody say a thousand." I side eyed

"That's them fucking mermaids saying that." He said making me hit him

"Don't say that, mermaids is real and they ain't gon get me." I smacked my teeth

"Ariel, where you at?" He joked

"Yo ass love to play." I shook my head massaging his scalp

"Shitchea." He said

"Yo ass needa get yo hair detangled, nappy ass shit." I said since I couldn't get my hands through that nappy shit