"Sooo, when are you gonna go come pick up your kid? This is literally the shit I was talking about." I said on the phone with Joseon no good ass
"Bi- ouuu. I been tryna call yo ass for 3 days and you ain't answer then you finally wanna call me out the blue and think Ima be there to get her like fast and furious." He said making me frown
"Who is you-" He cut me off
"If you woulda told me yesterday to come pick her up I woulda been got her on the time you told me because I woulda been prepared but yo ass wanna play John Cena." He said and I mugged the phone
"Nigga, you know what. Me and my daughter both finna be John Cena. Don't try to come get her now, fuck you." I hung up and rolled my eyes
"You wrong." My mom said coming from the hallway
"Was you listening to my convo?" I frowned as she stirred coffee
"Yeah because this my house but you're wrong." She said
"Wrong for what?" I tried not to mug her
"You can't keep him from his child regardless of how mad he make you because whether you wanna accept or not, he really doing what he need to do. You was wrong for not answering his calls knowing 99.9% he was calling about Nahlia." She said then I was about to say something but remembered she was my mom
"Okay well, she's about to wake up." I said then the loud cries begun
"Can you get her, please?" I asked with hope
"If you do the right thing." She said making me roll my eyes and call him back
"Hey, you can come get her and I'll have her stuff ready. Just tell me when you on yo way." I said innocently
"We needa talk too, shawty. And why my baby crying?" He questioned then I just hung up
Because she's a damn baby, slow ass.
He eventually came and got her, and me so he was driving
"I know you ain't one but why you be acting like a bitter baby momma?" He questioned making my eyes widen
"A who? I'll never be that so what are you talking about?" I frowned
"You keeping me from my daughter, that's real bitter Havalli." He looked at me
"She's literally in your presence right now, what are you talking about?" I mugged him
"Only because I texted yo momma." He said and I looked at him like he crazy
"Why are you texting my mom about what we having going on? Is she the mother of your child or me?" I continued mugging him
"She the only one that can actually make yo ass think and act right so I'm gon keep texting her when you get to tweaking." He said making me wave him off
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Humorin·fat·u·a·tion • /inˌfaCHəˈwāSH(ə)n/ a feeling of foolish or obsessively strong love for, admiration for, or interest in someone or something