"My birthday was two weeks ago and I still feel that hangover." I joked
"Yo ass drunk the whole night away." Mar commented
"Shut the fuck up." I said repositioning myself on Joseon lap
"Chill out." Joseon said
"I'm not even doing nothing." I shook my head
"When she started smoking and drinking at the same time I knew ha ass had problems." Jae laughed
"No because when me and my bitches get lit, we get lit." Nari said
"And do." I swiped under my chin
"This nigga wanna fuck up da motion." Riah mugged Wick
"Fuck y'all and y'all motion." He mugged us
"What he say fuck me for?" I laughed
"You wanna go fuck?" Joseon asked in my ear
"Yeah." I nodded and got up
"Y'all be smooth." I smiled as Joseon got up too
"Freak asses." Mar said before we walked out
I got in the passenger seat of his car and he sped off going to his house
We went to his house and we walked inside with him all on me
"Lemme find out you took a Viagra." I joked
"You moving all around on my dick and shit, take off these clothes." He said
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"It's so many fucking bugs and birds out here." I smacked my teeth
"You one of em." He said and I rolled my eyes knowing he was tryna call me a bird
"You must like the beach." I said since this the second time he asked me to come here
"Shit peaceful." He shrugged
"You in yo soft girl era." I joked eating my pub sub and he side eyed me
"I ain't no fucking girl, bruh." He said
"You mad." I said
"How many dead bodies you think in there?" He pointed to the water while eating his chips
"500." I shrugged drinking my water
"I say a couple thousand." He said
"Any of the bodies yours?" I raised an eyebrows
"Might be." He laughed as I looked at the pictures I took of us at the mall and at the movies
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Humorin·fat·u·a·tion • /inˌfaCHəˈwāSH(ə)n/ a feeling of foolish or obsessively strong love for, admiration for, or interest in someone or something