𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 // 𝙾𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚗 𝙷𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝙷𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙲𝚕𝚞𝚋

𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙽𝚎𝚔𝚘𝚣𝚊𝚠𝚊 𝚂𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜

It was another beautiful day, with the sun shining and the flowers fully blooming their elegant beauty. On a cobblestone path on the grounds of Ouran, stood a blonde little girl. Her blue eyes glanced around at the surrounding bushes when she heard them rustling. Though she looked a bit scared, she carried on determined to find someone.

"There might be a big, nasty monster out there. I'd better hurry up, and try to find my Big Brother. My Big Brother is a strong, handsome prince, so I'm sure he'd be able to defeat a monster for me."

Lurking in a flower bed was a white chubby cat. The girl didn't notice, walking inside Ouran Private Academy. Her little legs carried her through the halls and towards Music Room number three—the place where she might find her Big Brother.

Stepping through the cracked open door, the familiar rose petals flew past her, revealing the Ouran Host Club.

Today everyone wore police uniforms with all the girls matching Honey-senpai's blue shirt, and black tie with a gold badge near the breast pocket, with blue jeans. The rest of the boys had different, unique uniforms, with Kyoya and Mori wearing black, with the twins wearing blue suits, with white turtlenecks.

Tamaki's was special, with white made him stand out more than the rest since of course, he was the king.

"Oh my, what an unusually young guest."

"Ah great it's another kid." Emily rolled her eyes, adjusting her cap. She and Karlie were the one ones with them on. Since it was hide their long hair better and the fact that they looked good with them.

Karlie nervously giggled, her wig perfectly straight and neat. "Don't be like that. She's only a little girl. Be nice this time."

"Yeah yeah, I know."

The little girl stood in silence. Her cheeks turned red at the sight of Tamaki. It was then she realized that opening the door led her to the police. Very strange.

Everyone grew slightly concerned, as Tamaki decided to speak up. "Little kitty-cat, why have you come to see us today?"

"Yeah, are you alright?" Karlie added standing by his side.

The girl's face turned bright red at the sight of the two, which confused everyone else. Then suddenly she pointed a finger.

"It's a double reverse harem!" Everyone flinched.

"This is a double reverse harem! Better than a single harem!" the room fell silent, only breaking with Karlie's nervous laughter. Emily would have bursted out laughing by now if it wasn't for Karlie's hand over her mouth.

"That can't be right. I must've heard wrong." Karlie worriedly chuckled, along with Tamaki.

"Y-Y-Yeah! I-I m-mean maybe just have s-something stuck i-in our ears from all that swimming I did, hahaha!" The pair laughed together in unison.

"I'm sure we just heard her wrong. There's no way this cute little girl said the words 'double reverse harem'. Something's going on with our ears." The twins spoke, cleaning out their ears.

The little girl however looked unbothered, like she knew what she was talking about.

"There's debauchery here!" Everyone gasped, feeling the word debauchery hit them hard.

Everyone was hesitant to even say a word, as the little girl jumped up and down, happy that there was some sort of debauchery going on. Karlie's mouth was wide open, her soul leaving her body, letting her hand fall to her side.

Emily was free at last. "PPHHHHAHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS LITTLE GIRL SAID THAT!! HAHAHAHA!!"

"It's true!" Then the little girl proceeded to point at everybody in the room, starting with Kyoya.