Birdflash one shots

Destructive Duo

It was one thing to mess with Batman or the Flash but Robin and Kid Flash were much worse.

They didn't do more damage then needed but they mocked and teased and that hurt more than being socked in the face by Batman.

Each villain learned that over the years and today, Joker was going to learn.

The duo were doing patrol when they realized Joker had yet again escaped from Arkham Asylum.

"KF come on let's go." Robin hustled the teen.

"I'm coming, I'm coming." KF finished his burger.

KF scooped the younger boy up and sped off to the sighting of Joker was reported. At the bank they found him and Harley taking money and putting it into a van.

"Look puddin' the birdbrain and speedster are here." Harley set the last buck down pulling a hammer out from seemingly nowhere.

"Wow it's dumber and dumbest." Wally said cockily.

"Whew did you get your hair redone." Robin noticed the green color more vibrant than last time.

"Wow you noticed, you like?" Joker touched his head.

"Never meant it in a good way." Robin scrunched his face, the color being to much on his eyes.

The Joker made an offended look before pulling a gun out, firing multiple shots each bullet missing or being caught by KF.

"Not even warning. Now that's rude." KF held a hand on top of his heart.

Harley ran up to KF, swinging her hammer at him at the same time Robin flipped up to the Joker kicking him in the face.

Joker looked disoriented as Robin ran behind him and grabbed a lock of his hair there smell of his unwashed hair hitting him right in the face.

"Jeez luiz, you need some shampoo." Robin kicked the madman's legs from under him.

"And some leave-in conditioner." Robin recommended.

To his left he saw Wally run around the blonde making her disoriented.

Robin ran in for the final kick to her jaw which made Harley pass out almost immediately.

"Does Arkham not offer shampoo?" KF asked squatting down to look at Harleys crusted hair.

"Looks like they don't." Robin began. "They should offer makeup remover." Robin looked back at the now passed out Joker who's lipstick looked older than himself.

Soon Gordon and the police force arrived ready to transport the villains back to Arkham.

"Nice work Robin. We promise to keep them secure this time." Gordon nodded.

"Right..I have a recommendation for your police force." Robin walked up with KF who he motioned to finish his sentence.

"Please give them shampoo. Or conditioner. actually both." KF asked. "It makes our job ten times easier."

Gordon looked at the two with a cocked brow wondering why the two had asked. The man just shrugged and turned to step away.

"Oh and makeup remover. Especially for the Joker." Robin yelled to the commissioner.

Some of the officers laughed at their antics but the two were dead serious.

The two finished up their patrol and headed to the batcave waiting for their mentors to pick them up.

"Hey I have an idea."Robin smirked.

"What's your devious plan now?" Wally who had just taken his mask off asked.

"Why don't we deliver shampoo to the prisoners at Arkham?" Robin proposed.

"First of all, we'll need a lot of shampoo. Second where are you going to buy that shampoo?" Wally leaned against a wall, arms crossed.

"Batman's card he won't mind. Also he and the Flash will probably be late to get us so we can at least do some good in the meantime." Robin shrugged already getting on Amazon.

KF just sighed. If anything bad happened he would remember to say I told you so.

Once they ordered the shampoo they went and picked it up, acquiring a truck to transport all of the shampoo was the second hardest part. Operating the truck was the hardest.

"Again I think I should be driving." KF said wearily.

"I have more experience with the Batmobile." Robin argued.

"You can barely see above the steering wheel." KF raised a brow.

"Shut up I'm trying to drive." Robin spoke in a slightly annoyed voice.

As the duo began arguing they hadn't realized that the shampoo was leaking out of the truck and causing bubbles to form on the road.

"Whatever dude I'm just saying though, Batman is going to kill you when he finds out." KF warned.

"We'll he won't know." Robin smirked still driving down the road.

"With the mess this is making, he will." KF looked out the side view mirror to see the streets behind them covered in soap and bubble as if one of Jokers bombs had just gone off.

"What the hell!" Robin yelled trying to hit the brakes.

The truck instead of stopping it swerved because of the bubbles, sending it tumbling down the bridge.

The truck flipped 3 times before coming to a halt after smashing into a building, bubbles still seeping out of the vehicle.

"You alright." KF unbuckled his seatbelt and fell down hitting his head on the truck since they were upside down.

"Could be better." Robin groaned.

The two exited the vehicle to find Batman standing I front of them

"Care to explain." Batman growled angrily watching as more bubbles poured out of the truck.

"It was Rob." KF swiftly pointed at Robin before sprinting home.

Batman stared at the boy below him, rolled his eyes and sighed. He lifted the boy off the ground and walked him to the Batmobile. Dick had a concussions and Batman didn't want to yell at some disoriented kid in the middle of the streets of Gotham.

He would call someone to help him deal with with the mess but really he couldn't care less so he took Dick home with him making sure to remember the long talk he was going to have with the boy.

A/N: I hope this was a good chapter please vote and comment Ty