Birdflash one shots

The Contest

A/N: ACCIDENTALLY UNPUBLISHED EVERY CHAPTER😝

Dick was cooking something in the kitchen when his favorite redhead threw the door open.

It hit the wall and startled their dog but Wally didn't seem to care as he seemed upset.

"Wally? Whats up?" He watched Wally fall onto the couch and with an annoyed expression.

Before he could answer, their dog Haley had trotted over and was now sat directly in front of the redhead on the couch.

Wally scooped the dog up and began to pet him which cooled him down a little.

"I'm fine, it was just a tough day at work." Wally huffed and leaned into the couch.

"Wanna talk about it." Dick turned the stove off and put something in the fridge.

"Not really." He sighed.

After a moment he set the dog down and got up to take a look at what Dick was cooking.

In a quick motion he was standing directly behind Dick and was leaning over his shoulder.

"How'd you know I wanted spaghetti." Wally asked.

"I didn't. I just wanted spaghetti." He replied still focused on cooking.

"Thanks Babe." Wally kissed him on the cheek and stepped back.

Just then his eyes wandered down to below Dicks waist and in a split second he had pulled his hand back and swung it directly onto Dicks right ass cheek.

Dick jumped but before he could say anything Wally ran off, laughing.

Wally 1 - 0 Dick

Dick was lying with his arms sprawled out on Wally's chest.

It was date night the night before and after returning they had some 'physical fun' which left Dick sore from his waist down.

He had called in sick that morning and now the both of them were lazing away in their apartment without a care in the world.

Wally was perfectly still with an arm wrapped around his boyfriend's waist while his other arm held his phone up for him.

The silence was comfortable until Dicks phone on the bedside table began to ring.

"Babe." Wally slightly shook him.

"Yeah I hear it." He groaned sleepily.

The ebony reached over and grabbed his phone. He answered and rather than moving back to his original position he stayed with half his chest hanging over the bed.

What he didn't know is that his stretch gave Wally perfect view of his butt, which to the redheads credit, he tried his best to ignore.

Dick continued to chat on the phone with a girl who he assumed to be Stephanie filling him in on any family drama he might have missed and the longer he spoke to her the more control Wally was losing in his arm.

At the five minute mark Dick hung up but he dropped his phone after hanging up and just as he reached down to grab it Wally lost it.

SLAP

The slap wasn't hard but it was with enough force to knock Dick straight off the bed and he tumbled onto the floor.

Wally held in a laugh as his boyfriend lied flat on his face.

"You're sleeping in the living room tonight ." Dick rolled over and made eye contact with his now laughing partner.

Wally 2 - 0 Dick