main character: female: aleyah whitewoods
celebrity: nardo wick
fluff
a/n: yall yes ik wick's real name... better not see one comment sayin ima fake fan. no im not finna use it for this story . 😂😂😂cuz horace bernard walls the third absolutely SENDS MEE.
this pretty short
I was feeling so extra fiesty today; y'all already know I had to let my man know. When my period wanna act up, everybody gon find out.
Anyway.
Nardo really be nonchalant and a nigga be getting on my nerves.
So of course a bitch had to tell him!
'Nardo, you fine as a bitch. But no lie you be pissing me off. You really just be a robot sometimes.' I look at him and purse my lips. I'm in his lap.
He looks blankly down from his phone at me. 'So what you tryna say...'
'I'm tryna say you irk me, nigga.'
time skip + nardo pov
Damn. She been like this all day. She gotta be on her period.
Lorddd, Aleyah ain't for the weak.
I'm tryna get her some food so she'll shut her big ahh mouth. I'm in the drive thru lane for Cane's right now, I hadda strap her inna backseat so she wouldn't scream shit in my ear while I'm driving.
'Babeee. Youn een love me forreal. Why you acting like I'm not even here? Bitch, I know you hear meeee.'
'I hear yo ass, bae.' I snort sarcastically.
'I can't hear you, nigga. Speak up. Also, I'm hungry. You ordered already? When it's gon come?'
'Bae, you heard me order. You was in the car.' I grip the wheel a lil tighter.
She really exhaust me sometimes.
Whatever, I love this bitch. Damn, the shit I put up with monthly be crazy as fuck.
'Nigga, I ain't hear you because yo ass wanna act all hood at Cane's. Ain't nobody recognizing your damn voice. Acting like you got opps at drive thrus- you really think you that tuff.'
'I'm literally buying yo ass food right now. So 'quiet or else I'll put this shit in reverse right now,' I warn, my voice raising slightly.
Silence from the backseat.
Then a sniffle.
I roll my eyes and audibly groan. 'Brooo. Stop crying, ma. You know I ain't mean it like that.'
'Nigga, yes you did. Fine, then. Turn around and let's go home.'
I groan and turn around to look at her. 'Say I won't.'
I check the rearview mirror- I'm the only damn car in this line. I could pull out this jawn quick as fuck right now.
'You won't.'
'You right-- I won't. But only cause I love you.' She giggles and I smirk, knowing she cheesing hard as hell in the back.
'Your order, sir?'
I pay the guy behind the window and grab the plastic bag. It smell good, but I know I can't have none cause Aleyah finna fuck it up.
'Thank you baeeee.' She show me all 32 teeth wit a beautiful smile.
'You welcome, ma.'
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Fiksi Penggemarjust a collection of oneshots & imagines [ multifandom ] ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ ~ fluff, smut, and angst 💐 every pic here was found on pinterest, credit to all the photo owners ! 📸 ~cowritten 😆
