Random psychiatrist person: We're gonna talk about how you keep choosing to ignore reality.
me: reality?
RPP: You can't keep just saying things are cannon.
me: ... BUT WE ALL KNOW SCORBUS IS CANNON!
RPP: Do you have any cannon HP ships?
me: Hinny, Romione, Drastoria, Jilly, Tedoire, Is Lilsander cannon?
RPP: That's all?
me: I mean Wolfstar and Deamus are pretty cannon if you ask me.
RPP: Uh huh. Are there any other ships I should know about?
me: Jalice, Lorgo, Nuna, a lot of ships with OCs.
RPP: You need help.
me: Yeah, I've been told.
RPP: I'm diagnosing you with OSD.
me: What's that?
RPP: Obsessive shipping disorder. There's no cure.
me: Good, I don't want it cured. Want to read my fanfiction? It's about a bunch of those ships I mentioned.
RPP: Security, get her out of here.
Wow. What is this even. Welp I updated. School is busy and theater takes up most of my life.
~Vi
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