I'm going into tech week for Willy Wonka!
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Me and my one friend have created an au:
"Willy Wonka makes the candy, Billy Bonka drinks the brandy."
Each Oompa Loompa song is a different music genre.
Augustus: Polka
Violet: Rap
Veruca: Ballroom dance
Mike: Hard rock
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Friend picks up one of Mike's phones,
"Hello, aw yes."
Puts down phone.
"Our plan to over throw Willy Wonka is complete!"
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Director: Everything you've ever been told to do to control your ADHD- don't do it.
Mike: ...
Greta: Just be yourself, do everything our history teacher says not to.
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The chefs got platters of fake food for Augustus and they're supposed to have at least one piece removable, but the prop people didn't know that. So the first time we ran it the only thing Augustus could grab when running past was a lemon.
The girl who had the lemon:
I am putting you on a diet: lemons only.
Someone else:
That's not a good dietary plan...
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That's all for now!
~Vi
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