Shrek the Musical update: me and some of my friends have started calling it Furries the Musical because so many of us are animals.
Me/Mama Bear: Think about it we're all animals.
Baby Bear: Us, the rabbit, the wolf, the pigs, the duck.
Me/Mama Bear: Even teen Fiona. She's one of Bo Peep's sheep!
Baby Bear: Wait does this make Shrek the ultimate furry?
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Two fairies two bears and a snow queen backstage. Let's go!
Tinkerbell doing random tik tok impressions.
Sugar Plum Fairy: Rawr! I'm gonna eat you! (running after the white rabbit)
Tinkerbell: Is that cannibalism?
Me/Mama Bear: No, she's a fairy that's a rabbit. It would only be cannibalism if she ate you or the fairy godmother.
Snow Queen: We sponsor milk duds! I mean we're sponsored by milk duds!
Me/Mama Bear: No we definetely sponsor milk duds.
Baby Bear filming the whole thing.
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Me and the other skeleton dancers in forever:
Hail Dragon!
Hail Queen Dragon!
Skeleton/Ugly Duckling: Rebelion! I'll kill you all!
Skeleton/Peter Pan: We're already dead.
Skeleton/Ugly Duckling: I'll kill you again!
Me/Skeleton/Mama Bear: Ha! I'll come back as a bear and send my crazy child after you!
Baby Bear from offstage: grrrrrrrrrr
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Sugar Plum Fairy: You broke up with Tinkerbell right?
Peter Pan: Yes?
Sugar Plum Fairy: DATE ME!
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Peter Pan: We had a feast potluck in one of my classes and now I have potatoes.
Later during dinner break...
Peter Pan: Eating potatoes out of a crock pot.
Captain of the guard(Peter Pan's brother): Can I have some?
Peter Pan: Next time bring your own potatoes.
~Vi
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