The therapist is back.

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That therapist from the other chapter is back...

Therapist: So we've started shipping animals now have we?

Me: Leave Wings of Fire out of this. It's a perfectly normal book series with perfectly normal ships.

Therapist: I'm not talking about Wings of Fire, I'm talking about the childrens TV shows.

Me: ...

Therapist: Why are you shipping dogs and horses?

Me: Actually I'm normal compared to a lot of people! I ship the cannon horses!

Therapist: And the dogs?

Me: Skase is cannon?

Therapist: Well why'd you go see the Paw Patrol Mighty Movie in theaters?

Me: For fun.

Therapist: That's not normal.

Me: You're just jealous.

Therapist: Childrens TV shows aren't meant to be over analyzied like this!

Me: My Little Pony is what happens when you make a show for children but it's secretly for teenagers.

Yeah this pretend therapist is kinda annoyed with me now...

~Vi

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