𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙑𝙚𝙚 [𝙊𝙘𝙩𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙖]

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A/n: Mostly Billie


Vee 🥺
Wanna hear something cool?

Little Eilish
Yeah ok

Vee 🥺
Accordion to research,
9 out of 10 people don't
realise when you replace random
words with musical instruments.

Little Eilish
Huh?
Oh shit!

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Baggy Pants Princess 🤤
Can I ask a question?

Otter 🦦💗
Sure.
Well, I don't know,
I just have quick
fingers I guess. 😏

Baggy Pants Princess 🤤
How do you reply so fast?
What the fuck!

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Otter 🦦💗
Taking off!

Blushy 😏
Be safe!

Otter 🦦💗
How? I'm on a plane.
All I can do is accept
whatever comes.

Blushy 😏
Negative thoughts
play a role.

Otter 🦦💗
Okay, then I guess
this is goodbye forever.

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My superstar ⭐🥺
You know what I always
wondered? How do tall
people like you sleep when the
blanket can't possibly
cover them?

Otter 🦦💗
Dude.
It's 4 in the morning.

My superstar ⭐🥺
So, you can't sleep too, huh?
Is it because of the blanket?


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Octavia
Everyone thinks you suck.

Unknown number
I think you have
the wrong number.

Octavia
Jack?

Unknown number
No, Lewis...

Octavia
Well, you probably suck too.

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Jack (Billie's putrid bf)
Hi.

Octavia
What up?

Jack (Billie's putrid bf)
I'm trying to take my
girl out to eat tomorrow,
but im broke.

Octavia
Dude, I got you.
That's what friends are for.
I'll take her out to
eat, don't worry. 😏

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Octo 🐙
Let's fight.

FINNY BOY 🥕
About what?

Octo 🐙
I dunno. What's your
favourite animal?

FINNY BOY 🥕
Elephants.

Octo 🐙
Fuck elephants.

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