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Jamie sat back against the couch with everyone else as Miguel and Sam stood in front of them. They'd been trying to explain the same thing to them for awhile and they just weren't getting it.
"I can't say this plainer. Eagle Fang and Miyagi-Do have to work together." Sam says
"Even if we wanted to team up, it'd never work. I was in Cobra Kai. Their style mixes with ours like..." Chris trails off
"Oil and vinegar?" Nate suggests
"No, not salad dressing. I would say like the British Bulldogs and the Hart Foundation."
"They were friends, dipshit." Mitch says
"Not at WrestleMania 3, Penis Breath."
"Okay, you can't call me Penis Breath. Only they can call me Penis Breath."
"Why are you okay with anyone calling you Penis Breath?" Jamie squints
"You know what? Screw this. Come on, let's go." Mitch says as he gets up. The Eagle Fang students start to follow him.
"Hey, pussies!" Demetri yells as he stands up, "This is exactly what those assholes at Cobra Kai want. Since you were one of 'em, you're an asshole too. So are you." He says pointing to Chris
"I ain't no asshole."
"I almost was." Jamie calls out
"So was I. Well, at least I wanted to be one. But now Cobra Kai is the worst collection of assholes in the Valley, run by the king of all assholes." He says. Mitch still looks around unsure.
"Look," Jamie says as she stands, "if by merging with Eagle Fang..." She pauses before turning to Miguel, "Weird name, by the way..." He smiles as she continues, "can keep you all from getting shit on anymore, then you'd all be assholes not to do it."
"I'm sorry for all the "assholes." I usually take pride in my grandiloquence, but... it's an emotional time." Demetri nods
Mitch and Bert sit as Demetri turns to Sam, Miguel and Jamie, "Now... where do we start?"
Miguel looks to Jamie who holds a proud smile.
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The group had moved to the kitchen as they try to come to an agreement on a multitude of things. Both dojos sat at the table as Sam, Demetri, and Miguel stood at the end. Jamie stood slightly behind Miguel.
"We're all in agreement that our new combined dojo should train at Miyagi-Do. But deadlocked on a new name, Gi Design, Post-Training Snacks, and Sensei Dispute Resolution Protocol." Demetri says as Sam sighs and Miguel's face scrunches up, "Okay, not good, but still, it's a start."
The group turns as they hear a cat meow outside.
"Aw, I think your cat wants to come in. Here, kitty, kitty." Bert says as he walks out the back door
