Genshin Impact Oneshots

Childe⚡🔥💕

"You caught the mafia boss' attention."

"You know your mission. This operation hinges on your success." Your boss spoke through the earpiece you wore.

"Yes, sir." You affirmed, "I won't fail."

"I put my trust in you, agent. Don't disappoint me." With that, you heard a small click of the audio disconnecting, prompting you to remove the earpiece.

As you exited the 'employees only' area of the bar, your eyes immediately searched the establishment for your target.

It wasn't hard to spot him. He was quite lively and his entourage failed to blend in, miserably.

As you watched him, you could already feel a headache coming on. You just hoped, you could get this one over with quickly.

Childe tended to enjoy his nights at the club drinking, playing various hazardous games and most of all, surrounded by women... and men... and anything in between. The shameless bisexual didn't discriminate.

In the days and nights you had been watching his habits, you had managed to amass quite the reputation around the place. You had been employed at the strip club since the start of your mission, climbing the ranks quite easily until you were the crown jewel of the establishment.

It was a little humiliating to flaunt your body like this, but it was all for a greater purpose. Or at least that's what you told yourself every time you had to swallow your pride at the start of your shift.

Today, however, would be your last day. You had finally caught Childe's attention, enough for him to request a 'private session'.

You weren't exactly looking forward to it, seducing the enemy, but you've done much more unsavoury things in your time as an agent.

At least he was hot. That was one saving grace to this whole thing.

"Charmer!" The owner of the club called you over, using the performer name he knew you by, "where have you been? He's been asking for you since he came in today."

'Of course he has.' You sighed internally, putting on a sweet smile along with your 'customer service' persona, "oh? I'm sorry, I've been so busy preparing that I haven't even noticed the time."

"Yeah, yeah. Save your excuses and go. The others had to step in for you." He sighed, shooing you further in, towards the private rooms.

"Got it." You nodded, taking a deep breath before daring to open the room he pointed out.

You were surprised at how crowded it was. The owner really didn't lie when he said 'others' in plural. You wondered how in the Abyss was Childe not feeling claustrophobic with so many people in such a small space.

"Ah, there they are." Childe smirked as he noticed you enter, "the main event has finally decided to show up."

The workers that were surrounding him, even partially splayed out on him or hanging off his arm, quickly took that as a sign to leave as they, gracefully, scrambled out of the room.

"I'm sorry it took so long, sir." You looked at him with an apologetic expression as you slowly made your way to him.

"There's nothing apologize." He waved your apology off with an intrigued smile. He looked you up and down, "I can see it was the worth the wait."

"I'm flattered." You felt the urge to roll your eyes. Despite that, you made it sound as if you were flustered by his words, "I'll be sure to make it up to you."

"Please do," he motioned for you to begin as he sat back in an almost signature relaxed pose of a mob boss, "show me what you've got for me."

Stereotypical much?