[Eddsworld] Txl au (English version)

🍇 Never have i ever

S.n's P.o.v

Edd screams and gets some shot glasses

Tom puts a shot of liquor in each glass, even when we know the one we bough is not strong at all, we don't want to exagerate

Tom finishes filling them up

— Ok, the youngest can start

Tord sighs

— Ok, you're lucky Matt isn't here — Tord says, we laugh — Uuuh, never have i ever- been kicked out of class

We laugh, we all drink, including Tord

— Tord, you're not supposed to say stuff you've already done — Edd says

— I wanted to drink!

I chuckle

— Ok the best part is telling the story, so come on, hand them over — Tord says

— So, you guys know, but the teacher kicked me out fro laughing too loud on her class — Edd chuckles

— Well, in my case, it was because i set fire to a piece of paper to "warm myself up" — Tord says

— I remember that! — Tom laughs — Mine was kinda silly, the teacher sent me to the hall because i accidently slammed a chair too hard on the floor and the she said i was "disrupting her class on purpose"

Edd laughs

— My teacher kicked me off of class because i confronted her when she tries to lecture me — I say

— Oooo! — They all say

— Tell us more, tell us more — Edd sits closer to me

— I was playing uno with my friends when class ended, and she complained we were screaming, even though there were people screaming way louder in the back, anyways, favoritism

— Well then — Tord drags — Never have i ever got with two people of different genders in the same party

No one budges, Edd slowly moves his cut closer to his mouth

We laugh a bit

— Never have i ever broke any part of my body — I say

— Does my arm count? — Tord says

— Yes. — We all say in sync, laughing as Tord takes a sip

— Never have i ever drank before i was 18 — Tom says, knowing damn well he did

— UUUGH — Both Tord and Edd mutters

Everyone but me take a sip

— Alright then, never have i ever talked shit about someone in another language — Edd looks at me and Tord

— Oh, that's low! — I say

Both me and Tord drink