[Eddsworld] Txl au (English version)

🌟Judgment

S.n's P.o.v

Me and all the guys decide to go to a cafeteria, to get the new drink they had just released, it's a hot drink, perfect for the cold weather

We arrive at the shopping mall, taking the escalator and walking to the coffee shop Edd indicated, we sit at a round table and order our drinks

Edd orders for a hot chocolate with cinnamon, Tord a hot chocolate with marshmallows, Matt orders his typical unsweetened coffee drink, me and Tom both order cappuccinos

A very sweet and polite girl takes our orders and walks to the counter, we chit chat waiting for our drinks

Our drinks arrive and we continue chatting

While we are drinking and just enjoying ourselves, we see a girl staring at us, smirking

I start get weirded out

Tord looks like he noticed her too

— Got a problem? — Tord says

Edd looks at her, confused

The girl walks to our table

— What? you're bothered by some stares? — The girl says to Tord

— Yes, glad you got that

— A bunch of weirdos talking loud in a coffee shop, and i can not stare?

— Yeah, now go — Tord says 

The girl noticed Edd looking at her

— What's the fattie looking at, huh? don't you think you should get a salad instead? — She says

— Yeah, i'm was about to get a salad at a coffee shop, sure — Edd says, laughing

Tord puts hid arms around Edd's neck

— What do you even want here? — Tord says

— You talk like someone could take you seriously with this haircut — She looks at Tord

— Who are you to say anything with your greasy ass fucking hair, have you been washing it? the grease looks a month old — Tord says

We all laugh a bit

The girl looks at me, probably because i laughed harder

—  You're laughing but i can't even tell if you're a guy or girl with that flat chest

— Why? wanna come find out? — I say, looking her up and down with a "seriously?" face

Tom laughs, which is good, i was scared he would get mad and think i was- i don't know, flirting with her

The girl looks at Matt

— Oh lord, is this chin natural or like- did someone drop you as a kid?

— They're natural, sweety, unlike your nose