-- Silly Chapter --

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This is a special chapter in celebration of something, idk. It's sfw first then the not sfw after. BTW, I got most of these from incorrect quote generator, and another website under it. Gotta give credit yk?

Might be ooc, especially Grayson. You don't have to read this chapter for the actual fanfic

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Grayson: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Avery: ... Your what?
Grayson: My friends.
Xander: Is he saying "friends"?
Jameson: I think he's being sarcastic.
Y/n: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Grayson! All of your friends are in this room.

Grayson: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, y/n!
y/n: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

y/n: I want to kiss you.
Grayson, not paying attention: What?
y/n: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Grayson: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
y/n: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Grayson: The fourth sentence-
y/n: Yeah, that's where I got really emotional and I-
Grayson: It's "you're" not "your".

Grayson: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
y/n: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Grayson: That one. I want that one.

y/n, talking about Grayson: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

Grayson: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
y/n: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Grayson: ...
Grayson: You mean ring bearER, right?
y/n: ...
Grayson: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

y/n: This date is boring!
Grayson: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
y/n: Then why did you invite me?
Grayson: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me then you said, "fuck you Grayson I'll do whatever I want!"

Grayson: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
y/n: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Grayson: But you're always acting stupid?
y/n: ...
y/n: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Grayson: Is something burning?
y/n, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Grayson: y/n, the toaster is literally on fire.

Grayson: Wow, they really hate us.
y/n: Yes, perhaps they're homophobic.
Grayson: But we're not gay, y/n.
y/n:
Grayson:
y/n: We're not?

Grayson: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I'm your boyfriend?
y/n: Dude- Its satire!
Grayson: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

*y/n comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Grayson's bedroom.*
Grayson: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
y/n: No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a boyfriend.
y/n: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Grayson: ...

Grayson: Favorite horror movie?
Y/n: It
Avery: Saw
Jameson: Annabelle
Xander: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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