A Sucker for Mania (let me explainia)

Chapter 5 Clearer & Nearer

Guitar, boobs are the best with booze and...

Ha! Suckas I am back like I never left, I say to the Big G Man sometimes when my eyes gays at the skies, and I say GOD what up sucka!

Ha! God sayeth.

You forgot the quotes Mother Fuckin' G Man!

GOD: Hey bro, Joe, as in: whadda ya know? G Men is for Giants, not the Geek Greek Gods, I'm talking the New York Football Giants.

JOEY: Never gathered you were a New Yorker God.

GOD: Hey Joe, as in what the heck you uh...

JOEY: I love it G Man, you got an ellipsis, right? God is thinking about His next word carefully, or is He forgetting the next word? I'll side on the side of yak no give him the next ah wTF ya! Ah!

GOD: Joe.

JOEY: Stop calling me Joe!

GOD: Joey.

JOEY: You know me.

GOD: I am GOD.

JOEY: I am me.

GOD: Who made you?

JOEY: Not the tree. Not the sea. Not the salt in it. Did I tell you I am back?

GOD: But you are not God.

JOEY: Fuck Him, it's auto pilot baby you set it up nicely. We are creatures who create created by a compulsion to have immense physical desires, really ridiculous right the immensity of these urges, like why can't you Big G Man tell me hey Joey, aside from the Giants fucking up the cheatin' Patriots perfect season, which was amazing, made me a little more of a Giants fan at that moment (Jets fan here, why we'll cover it later) so in actuality, as I'm sitting at my beautiful red head, 5' 10" Sissy Spacek-looking girlfriend's, ya know Carrie, dummies, little fucking movie, De Palma, probably introduced the spilt screen or whatever, at least in movies right there, ya know she has her period in the shower room at gym and all the girls are laughing at her as streams of blood run down her legs, like it's her first period and she looks like she's 19, seriously, Spacek was 26. Ya can't get children, or ya know an actual 14 year old to act in a movie like that, right, where there's gonna be some nudity but really do we really need a 26 year old acting like a 14 year old just so it's ok in our minds that she can be in a scene where she's naked. I mean it's like I believe they show a lot of skin, right? Do you recall? There ain't no towels when you are showering, right, you are fucking naked and it's cool I get it, it's provocative, it's almost like Psycho, right? NOW THAT IS HOW YOU KILL SOMEBODY!

Right?

Amazing.

Norman Bates. Good actor, right? Actually very handsome, boyish looks, an innocence in the eyes, especially when he fakes a laugh (ya know he's a psychopath, gotta have a good laugh right?) and it's like, ya know...

The thing that kills me about that movie. Ok was it Vivian Leigh? I think it was another Leigh I'm thinkin the former was in "Streetcar Named Desire" (this is RIDICULOUS!! How many times do I start the story and then refer to who made another story!? 'Cause I AM HANGING ON MAN! THIS AIN'T LOVE, IT'S JUST CAPS LOCK BABY!)

Been that way all along. These words, they may be snippets of song

Oh Kay ok o...

Like the uh drain in the shower, blood spiraling down the, ya know funnel right? the fucking spout where the water lets out DRAIN DUMMY!

Ok, and uh the famous scene, one of the greatest scenes in cinema history we all know it, and if you don't well eh heh please, allow me to 'splain...

Motherfucker! So just side note, the TV ya know "Bates Motel" (so I'm not a damn old man this story resonates today), very good show, great actors, again I rarely find that I see a bad actor, I'm talking movie, TV, Plays (Duh, Joey, that's where they act) I'm coming from the vantage point of Off-Off Broadway, the New York training ground, our ground zero, right? In retrospect I mean, right, because it is where it all burned to the ground, it is where most of our dreams fizzled out, all these beautiful actors, talented to the GILLS, I must've met thousands, tens of thousands, of actors, of course, I don't need to go into it, and I need to get