I Rented A Pop☆Star

❤: They said it couldn't be done, they were wrong- sort of

❤Raissa POV❤

When Dora and Barney come together, RUN. Run for your frickin life.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND THEN RESSURECT YOU AND KILL YOU AGAIN AND FEED YOUR BODY TO THE SHARKS AND MAKE THEM SPIT YOU BACK OUT AND THEN FEED YOU TO THE ELEPHANTS, EVEN IF THEY ONLY EAT LEAVES- I'll get them to trample you or something- AND THEN I'LL-"

"Okay, I get it!" I huffed, crossing my arms and glaring at Charlotte. "You're going to kill me, resurrect me, get me fed to lions, get me out of the lions belly, throw me into a sea of sharks, resurrect me again, and- what am I missing?"

"THE PART WHERE I GET DORA TO ANNOY YOU WITH THE HELP OF BARNEY!" She huffed, narrowing her eyes at me.

My eyes widened. "YOU WOULDN'T!"

I mean, granted I forgot to tell her I was going to live with a worldwide famous pop star at his apartment with his family, but that doesn't mean she had to kill me! And if she did try to kill me with all the various ways she had just listed off, I would be killed and resurrected about seventeen times. I'm pretty sure no one could get resurrected that many times. I mean, granted I'm awesome and could probably pull it off, but... eh, no.

"I WOULD!" She shot back, threatening me.

Oh no she didn't. She did not just try to murder me off with my two least favorite characters of all time. I HATE Barney and Dora. Barney is probably some old pedophile in a creepy purple dinosaur costume, and Dora is a girl who asks for you help but doesn't listen to you no matter how frickin loud you yell at the television.

"NO YOU WOULDN'T!" I yelled.

"I WOULD!"

"AARON, THAT GIRLS GOING TO SEND BARNEY WITH DORA!!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!" Aria gasped suddenly, shaking Aaron's arm while he drove.

"No, Aria, just because Barney and Dora come together doesn't mean- wait. Barney. And Dora. Together?!" Aaron asked slowly, mortified. "We are going to die. Two of the most stupid characters on TV coming together- WHOSE F**KING STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO PUT BARNEY AND DORA TOGETHER?!" Aaron demanded, swiveling around to eye us in the back seat as he slowed to a stop.

"Hers!" I said immediately, pointing at Charlotte.

"NO, IT WASN'T! I BLAME BEN!" Charlotte yelled, pointing at Ben sitting on my right.

"WHY ALWAYS ME?!" He cried out in protest.

"CUZ YOU'RE A GUY, MAN UP!"

"I DON'T WANNA MAN UP!"

"Can we eat sushi?!" Aria asked excitedly, bouncing up and down in the shotgun seat.

"No."

"Why noooot?!"

"We're having pizza."

"But I don't wanna have pizza!!!!"

"I now know who Ben gets his personality from," Charlotte whispered.

"No, really?!" I said sarcastically.

"WE'RE MOUNTAIN CLIMBING!!!!" Ben exclaimed, happily, bouncing up and down on the seat as well.

"Screw mountain climbing," I muttered under my breath.

"I f**king agree," Aaron muttered, turning and switching lanes. "Where did you even find a mountain Aria?"

"ONLINE!!!!" She chirped.

Seriously, is there anything you can't find online?!

"And why are we going mountain climbing?" Aaron asked, eyebrow arched.