"Chugged a whole bottle of hot sauce." I say. Uriah, Zeke, and Marlene all take a drink.
"Marlene?" Tris says while giving her a weird look.
"It was a dare."
"Okay. I'll go. Never have I ever gotten second in initiation" Tris says. Uriah drinks.
"Never have I ever..." This goes on for a hour or so when I see Tris look like she's gonna go to sleep right there and then.
"Hey guys, we better get going. It's getting pretty late." I say.
"Yeah, that's probably the best. Do any of you guys know where Christina and Will are?" Marlene asks.
"Probably do nasty stuff." Uriah says with no expression.
"Seriously! What is wrong with you guys?!" Caleb yells.
"WE AIN'T NO PANSYCAKES! #YOLO!" We all scream.
"That's a double negative." Caleb says angry.
"That's a lot of negatives." Someone yells from outside the door. Uriah starts rolling on the floor laughing so hard that it seems like he'll choke.
"What's so funny?" I ask.
"Haven't you guys seen Pitch Perfect?"
"No..."
"Well there is this chant in it that says, 'you ain't worth no crap!' and then one person says, 'That's a double negative,' then his friend says, 'that's a lot of negatives.'"
"Awesome." Zeke says.
"You guys wanna stay overnight?" Uriah asks.
"Sure." We all reply.
"Hey, Trissy, we're going to stay the stay night here. Is that okay?" I whisper in Tris's ear.
"Yeah." She replies. She has her eyes closed and is about two seconds from falling asleep.
"Lets watch a movie!" Uriah blurts.
"Okay, what movie?" Shauna asks.
"Umm... Give me 7 minutes." Uriah says.
"Why seven? Why not 7.5? Or 8?" Zeke says.
"Because I like 7. I'll be right back." Uriah says suspiciously and bolts out the door.
5 minutes later Uriah runs back in with a movie in his hand and his face is as white as a ghost.
"What happened?" Marlene asks.
"Lets just say that I shouldn't walk into anymore apartments without telling the residents first."
"When did you learn a big word like 'residents', Uriah?" Lynn says sarcastically.
"Shut up," He snaps, "I walked into Christina and Will's apartment to grab the movie and I saw something I didn't want to see. Doing that twice in one day is two times to many." Uriah shudders.
"Oh. So what movie did you grab?" Peter asks.
"Dumb and Dumber. It's really really old."
"Alrighty. Lets watch it!" Marlene squeals.
"Well you're happy!" Lynn mimics.
"Shut up." Marlene snaps.
"Ouch!" Zeke screeches.
"Can we just start the movie?" I groan.
"Sure."
------Some time later------
"Mock!"
"Yeah!"
"Ing!"
"Yeah!"
"Bird!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Mockingbird, don't everybody have you heard!"
"Have you heard,"
"She's gonna buy,"
"She's gonna buy,"
"Me a..."
"Shut up!" I yell, putting a stop to Zeke and Uriah's duet.
"Party pooper." Zeke mumbles.
"Can we just go to bed? I'm tired." Lynn whines.
"Okay. I have two extra bedrooms, so Four and Tris in one, Peter and Lynn in the other, Caleb and Susan on the pull out couch, and Uriah and Marlene on the air mattress." Zeke says.
"Wow," Uriah says sarcastically, "I really feel the love, Zeke."
"I know." He grins.
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Fanfictionim deleting this in like a week bc this is disgusting so pls don't read it
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