Landing Operation Start! Charge In, Straw Hats!

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Nami:  Nami was changing her clothes in front of everyone. Okay, now I'm ready for Battle! Hm? What's going on? She gave most of the men bloody noses.

Paulie: Don't you play innocent with me, immoral girl! Have you no shame in changing your clothes out here in front of everyone?!

Y/N: Shame is overrated.

Nami: What was I supposed to do? The train only has one car!

Y/N: There's three different cars.

Paulie: Cover up your legs! Cover up your stomach! People like you are corrupting society!

Nami: Whatever, you're just too shy.

Y/N: Shy Guy.

Granny Kokoro: If you feel like it, I could change too.

Y/N/Paulie/Tombstone:  PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT, WE PROMISE WE'LL BEHAVE!

Granny Kokoro: if you don't like mature women, it's your loss.

Luffy: stupid black shorts with their stupid tiny pockets. Not big enough to fit meat.

Nami: Stop stuffing food in your pants, you idiot!

Granny Kokoro: I'm starting to think you might actually pull this off. You certainly seem riled up, if nothing else.

Luffy: Those jerks got away with Robin last time, and now that I know what's going on they don't get any chance!

Nami: I hope you're right. Cuz if you get stuck again or something, you're going to have hell to pay.

Luffy: I got a reason to beat them this time around!

Zoro: Hm? Did you change your weapon, nami?

Nami: Oh, no. It's pretty much the same one before. Usopp improved it with some dials after we got back from skypiea. This is the perfect Clima Takt.

Zoro: I see. So that his-

Nami: right. It's my last work. . . . Nami and Luffy go into a depression.

Zoro: Don't get all sad now!

Y/N: Snatches the weapon away from her and tosses it to Kokoro. We're  going to catch up to that train in no time, so I'm going to quickly teach you the Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist technique.

-Puffing Tom-

MarineA: Captain T-Bone, I don't think there's any room for someone to hide in here.

Knock knock

T-Bone: Yes who is it?

Sanji/Sogeking/Franky: Sanji opens up the door.  Good evening.  closes the door.

Marines: . At all because . . . . . IT'S THEM!

Franky: Ever used a hammer before? Because you sure do suck.

Ussop: nailing the door shut. Shut up!

MarineA: There's no point in resisting! Open the door already! Trying to break through.

MarineB: What do we do, Captain T-Bone?

T-Bone: Allow me to handle this. He unsheths his sword. I hate crooked men and crooked sword play. Here comes my right angle flash BONE SOIR He performs a flawless drag tilt slash cutting a rectangle opening.

The Marines draw their pistols and swords seeing no one there.

MarineA: They're gone!

T-Bone: Hmmm, he walks through the opening and looks up.  The roof? He picks his head over the roof and sees the Intruders peeking over the rails in between. Oh No! He drops back down.  Everyone get back to the front cars right now! This is a trap!

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