"it's not like I didn't want to be the monster. It's just because the game itself seemed incredibly one-sided and unfair. Heroes and monsters is just a game based on kids TV shows. Everyone's free to choose what role they play. But me . . . . . I wa...
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Luffy and Ussop were standing still as think clouds flew past them.
Luffy: so you didn't lose your cool after all, no matter how this battle ends. You can't regret it, this is exactly what you asked for.
Ussop: that's perfect. Don't go easy on me. I won't be the underdog this time. In fact. I've already figured out a way to beat you.
On the Marry right behind Luffy
Chopper: shouldn't we stop this? Ussop's injuries are pretty bad!
Zoro: if you can't stand to watch, go inside.
On the ground
Ussop: make no mistake, I'm not like any opponent you faced before. We've been friends a long time. I know all your powers, and all your strengths, and your weaknesses! But there is something you don't know about me. I have.. 8000 men on my side! If you don't turn her now, I'll order them to attack!
Chopper: what!? Why didn't he tell me?!
Y/N: seriously, just go inside.
Luffy: if you're going to fight, then at least take this seriously!
Ussop: USSOP VOODOO!! You have reader sharp needle was stuck between your teeth! You've got a prickly cactus spines under your fing-
Luffy:That's enough! Luffy charges at ussop. GUM GUM!
Ussop falls on one knees and spits out blood all over his fingers.
Nami: What happened?!
Chopper: WAHHHHH USSIO, PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Y/N: That's ketchup.
Ussop: Special Attack (KETCHUP STAR) pity for your enemy? That's awfully arrogant, don't you think? (FLASH DIAL) ussop pulls out a shell with a hole in the top and and it shoots out a bright white light, blinding Luffy. He runs away only to turn around and shoot his special attack (EGG STAR) He hits Luffy with 3 rotten eggs splattering all over him. AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!
Luffy: it stinks! They're rotten! He says trying to wipe the rotten egg off of his eyes. Damn it, you stop! Would you stop messing around already?!
Ussop: you sent the joke, huh? It's not I'm dead serious! This is the way I fight! Careful that keeping mouth of yours is going to get burned! After fidgeting around in his bag he took out a red pellet and shot it into luffy's mouth. Special attack (TABASCO STAR)
Luffy: aaaAHHHHHH IT BURNS!! He screamed while fire shot out of his mouth.
Ussop: you might want to watch where you're stepping, cuz the whole battlefield is Caltrop hell! He threw down a bunch of spiky jacks on the floor right where goofy was standing.
