-Face it: we live for Thor's fangirl moments. But they are not near true.
At all.
I mean:
Fury. "Bring in the terrorist Percy Jackson."
Thor squealing. "Perseus? Jackson? HE IS LEGEND ON ASGARD NOT TERRORIST!!! Osnshdjdnudjdjdjdjdh omg omg omg." *faints*
Since when did Thor squeal? Or fangirl for that matter?
Fangirls and other readers. "WHO CARES? It's funny, and awesome, and shduoskdhdjdj." *faints*
Land of the Stories (LotS). "We have some fainted dream visitors."
Forgotten people. "Yayayayayayay."
My point exactly.
-Tony is an uncle.
The world. Has ended. And not from aliens.
What about the other characters? I mean I've seen some Bruce and Clint, even a Steve, but Natasha? Fury? Imagine that.
*shudders* never mind.
Apparently Sally Jackson was allergic to the other Avengers.
And changed her name.
She sure as heck didn't get it from Poseidon.
Poseidon Jackson.
That's new.
-Poptarts.
Every time Percy meets Thor, he's often staring at the toaster.
I know that Thor love his tarts of pop but we don't need a whole story focused around what Thor eats for breakfast and probably other meals too.
Or Percy eating blueberry ones.
Please don't.
-Terrorism
On the subject from earlier, why is Percy always a terrorist? Or a possible terrorist?
This is the basic rundown:
Fury finds Percy's S.H.E.I.L.D. file
He reads through it, shocked
He sees the "blows up St. Louis arch" stuff and sends the Avengers after him
Ok first off, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MIST?
In TLT it clearly states that the Mist makes it seem like Ares kidnapped him, blew up the arch, and the rest of the crazy stuff.
So why would this be on PERCY'S file?
Mist makes Ares seem to do it. Not Percy.
Just saying.
Here is the rundown of the "Terrorist"
Fury. "Agent Hill/ Agent Romanoff"
AH/AR. "Yes"
Fury. "Call the avengers"
Avengers arrive. Sit around table.
Fury. "Find him. Use any means necessary to bring him in"
Steve. "Perseus Jackson-"
Thor. *faints*
Avengers stare at him.
Steve. "Perseus Jackson. Suspected of terrorism"
Natasha. "Who would corrupt someone so young"
Fury. "That's what I intend to find out. Go out and bring him in"
Percy is brought in. Natasha says her name is like Natalie or whatever. Fury interrogates him as well
Fury. "You are here because you're a terrorist. Who are you working for"
Percy. "I'm not a terrorist"
Fury. "Oh my mistake. Hey you want to join the Avengers"
Percy. "I don't even know what that is but HADES YEAH"
Rundown complete.
