So this is my rant book for PJO and Avengers crossovers. Enjoy!
-In crossovers Percy's friends have to a) die b) betray him c)think he died.
FIRST OFF THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HE HAS DONE WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY BETRAY HIM?
SECOND THE ENDING OF BoO IS SET IN STONE. STOP THE CHANGES!!! NO ONE DIES BUT MAYBE LEO. DEAL WIT IT.
THIRD PERCY WOULD NEVER MAKE HIS FRIENDS SUFFER LIKE THAT BY FORCING HIS NOW DEAD FAKE CORPSE UPON THEM. I MEAN COME ON!?
-Percy is always betrayed by some new brother who takes Annabeth from him and convinces the camp the guy who helped defeat Gaea was her spy and worked with her all along.
Like, "Hey, so name's Cody and I'm a new camper."
Poseidon shows up. "THIS ONE IS MINE! NOW SHOVE OFF PERSEUS. HE'S A HERO CAUSE HE CAME AFTER THE WARS UNLIKE YOU!"
"Yeah and me, Cody, knows that Jackson over the was like, a spy for Gaea. He purposefully got a nose bleed."
Percy. "Whaaaa"
Camp. "HOW COULD YOU PERCY? AHMSJDJDJDKD. GET OUT OF HERE. NOW. GO DIE IN A HOLE"
Percy. Walks streets. Sees a light.
"Pretty!" Gets knocked out by dart after taking on a god, and 5 superheroes.
Wakes up in cell. (Story continued later on.)
I mean really?
-Percy goes home to see that his parents are dead and Tartarus or Gaea killed them.
First off, when did Gaea walk into people's houses like that?
Gaea. knocks. "Girl Scouts!"
Sally. Opens door. "OMG DO YOU WANT SOME BLUE COOKIES? Come in girl. We'll take them all!"
Gaea. Walks into house. Kills the two people after eating cookies. Uses their blood which is somehow never on them or the floor and writes a message to Percy just knowing he will come to read it.
Gaea. "Now i can go die."
Or with Tartarus (Just gonna say Big T)
Big T. "Oh. Look my wife's dead. I'll go write Percy a letter cause even though Leo killed her I want him to suffer."
Big T. Walk through New York whistling Fall Out Boy somehow in physical form no one notices, not even the gods, knocks on Sally's door.
Sally. "OMG ANOTHER ONE?! COME GET BLUE COOKIES." Pulls him inside. "EAT THE COOKIES"
Big T. Eats cookies. "Now. I came here to deliver a message. Mind helping me out?"
Sally. "Not at all. What pen do you want? Need some ink cause we suddenly appeared at Hogwarts?"
Big T. Thinks. "I'll just get my own." Kills Sally and Paul without any blood left on floor or them and writes Percy a letter knowing he'll get it.
Big T. "Well that's that. I'll just haunt his sleep now."
(Now back to your regularly scheduled program)
So Percy was walking to the graveyard of his dead friends who betrayed him cause his fatal flaw you know? So he was crying and suddenly two guys appeared behind him. What the heck? That one must be Patriotic Guy. A flag threw up on him. And Robot Dude needs some cuddles or something. He looks upset.
RD. "We need you to come with us."
PJ. "Why"
PG. "Nick Fury thinks you're a terrorist even thought the mist should've covered up everything."
PJ. "Well I don't wanna come."
RD. "then we'll have to fight you."
PJ. "Bring it on."
(STORY CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 3-4 OR WHATEVER ONE HAS HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT IN IT)
Hey guys. So this is my first rant book. I gotta say it's a lot of fun.
Next chapter is about Blue food and Nico knowing Steve.
If you have any ideas for rants, PM me or comment them. If they work I'll use them. But try to give examples if you can.
Peace out and all that fuzz
Samigirl
