-Tell me why Nick Fury must always ask Percy to join the avengers? Why can't he stay in a cell and become best buddies with Loki or something?
Like, every story I read:
Fury. "Get this terrorist."
Avengers. "Got the kid."
Percy. "I'm no terrorist."
Thor. fangirls in corner
Fury. "You're not a terrorist? Oh. Whoops. Soooo. Want to join the Avengers?"
Percy. "HECK YEAH! BLUE PANCAKES FOR EVERYONE!"
Everyone. "Cheers! Nobody doesn't like pancakes!
Odysseus. "I've never had a pancake. What's a pancake?"
Me. "Where did you come from?
Odysseus. disappears.
Me. "Ok then"
Thor. Still fangirling.
-OK SINCE WHEN WAS PERCY GOOD AT PHYSICAL COMBAT?
It says quote on quote in TLT
"And wrestling? Forget it. Every time I got on the mat, Clarisse would pulverize me."
How he magically can dodge every arrow, bullet, and punch it a single go? I mean Percy's great but not that awesome.
If he cant even beat Clarisse how could he beat trained professionals?
(IF YOU HAVEN'T READ CHAPTER TWO THEN DONT READ THIS STORY YET. STARTS THEN, FINISHES HERE. RD IS IRON MAN, PJ IS OBVIOUS, AND PG IS CAPTAIN AMERICA. RD robot man, PJ Percy Jackson, PG is Patriotic Guy)
Recap:
PJ. "Well I don't wanna come."
RD. "then we'll have to fight you."
PJ. "Bring it on."
So now Percy is dodging every punch PG throws at him and hits hit in the jaw. The Avengers gasp. All but Thor who's fangirling in the corner. RD blasts him while Natasha tries to kick him and Clint fires an arrow. Thor is still fangirling. Percy magically dodges all the attacks while knocking out a robot, archer in a tree, and a woman who was on the ground already. Hulk decides to smash but a hurricane hits and destroys him. Thor bows at Percy's feet. "The legend of Asgard! All hail Perseus Jackson!"
Percy looks at Thor.
"It's Percy."
-Why is it that every time Percy joins the Avengers he immediately must teach them to fight monsters? Since when did monsters start randomly attacking mortals in packs that require Earth's Mightiest Heroes to fight? I mean really?
Monster. "I want a hot dog."
Other monster. "Me too. Let's gather an army to go to New York to get their hot dogs."
Monster #1. "Yesssss"
Army. "We want hot dogs. Yum. Yum"
Avengers fly in. Thor's hammer can kill even though it's like iron or stone or whatever. Percy takes down whole army. Makes Avengers new gear. Even though Celestial Bronze is really rare.
Well he's Persassius Jacksassion so whateves. (Hair flip)
Mission accomplished.
