-So depends on who you find, but grammar like this is soooo common.
So I couldnt like tell anybode abou what happnd to me and i know a friend who liks pancakes. OMGS BLU FOO??? No way i mean blu foo da bom
Then people talking is like:
"so you wanna hang out later, tony said. "Sure cause I got no plans, said percy. "Btw you're my long lost uncle. "No way! tony shrieked. "Way way. Hug? percy said. "Course! tony said cause no one cannot not say said. Like there's no exclaimed or announced or questioned or noted or asked or gasped.
That to stupid.
I've also seen one crossover that had a paragraph 3 phone pages long. And two sentences! Like this:
I looked over at the battle with Gaia and she was killing off people and stuff and I don't know what else to say so I'll just describe the death scenes like Clarisse died by a spear in her back and Annabeth fought next to me and Piper also died by drowning Jason's probably mad at me thinking I did it but no it was some weird monster that I don't care about enough to name, oh look Annabeth died well now I'm gonna beat Rick at the whole "like a page" defeat of Gaia and go like Percy went all mad and stuff and are an Oreo and skittles cause they be swag like him and Chaos forgot to pick him up after Annabeth died but Percy don't care cause she cheated on him anyway and stuff, so yeah now Percy's defeating gods, I mean Giants and monsters and he's distructful. So now Percy's OP and defeating everything in his path and totally swag and stuff and the gods just got trapped in a cage oh well so anyway the seagreen eyed boy just barreled through the monsters like "whateves this be easypeasy yo knoe" so then he makes a hurricane and earthquake at the same time and don't tire out like he should be cause remember he's swag and crap and then Percy gets mad at some random crappy thing and stabs Gaia through the heart and then makes out with annabeths dead body and then gives it to Athena then he decides "well I'm gonna go die now so I can be wit her and crap so yeah bye" and Poseidons like "don't go my favorite son" and Percy's like "sorry I'm gonna die now" and boom goes a cliff I didn't know existed and stuff so yeah then Percy doesn't actually die cause where'd the story go, probably to the Kanes cause everybody else is in the Land of The Stories and possibly Narnia so say hi to Prince Caspien for me!!!
And then the comment I remembered was: "Wow. It takes skill to write a paragraph that long with two sentences." Then I looked back and noticed that.
(That was so hard to write. Now go back and read the whole thing. I know you either didn't or skimmed. If not prove it.)
(That's only 512 words but I'm beat from it. Horrible. That's like my pet peeve. Bad grammar)
So yeah. Grammar like that is sooo common it's sad. I also hate it when people do this:
-find this terrorist-fury said-oh and Thor no fangirling-
-but I wanna fangirl-Thor whines
-no-fury said
-why would a kid be a terrorist-Steve said
-cause he is heck idk-fury said
-yeah. well I'm gonna go now cause I don't wanna die-Thor said-byeeeee-
-byeeeee-the group said
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(Don't even dare to comment about the whale y'all)
But seriously. Is it to hard to use "? You have to go to the same page on a phone and it's not that difficult for computers to do y'all. That's just lazy.
And then you'll also get those... beautiful fanfictions that are like:
Percy cries and weeper over Annabeth's dead body but couldn't bring it in himself to ignore her last words, "Live your life seaweed brain. Don't die before your time."
Or,
"You seriously thought I loved you? How could I love you? And anyway, you can take your 'love' for me and shove it up your---"
Percy looked over at Annabeth who had just betrayed him and killed Gaia in his rage. Then he made out with her corpse and Chaos came and offered him a place in his army somewhere on a planet away from here. Percy accepted and went off to train for 1838394628929999919363894837283972829287273737 Chaos years and came back to Earth to battle Mother Earth cause she rose again you know? And when he returned the gods were still trapped in a cage like his last battle and then he realized that he'd only been gone for like 10 minutes and the rest of the seven plus nico, thalia, clarisse, and the stolls all died. So Percy killed Gaia again and he was now blessed by Chaos and crap so he was thought to be a terrorist and joined the avengers yay! The end.
I'm not even going to bother adding another one. Not worth the emotional turmoil I already caused.
*looks around for feels-struck fangirls* gotta run before they catch me.
*runs like in Scooby Doo*
