Land of the Stories and Kanes sleep over

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-Why are Percy, Nico, Thalia, and Annabeth the only ones allowed on the Avengers? I mean, Leo, Piper, Jason? Really Piper can make you stab yourself or command your army to turn around but NOPE! Piper went on a field trip to the Land of the Stories.

HAVE FUN!!!

Oh wait, the rest I think joined her there too. Whoops.

-WHAT HAPPENED TO FRANK AND HAZEL? Are they chopped liver or something? Hazel can summon any metal resulting in the other team having no weapons. Frank can turn into a freaking... ANY ANIMAL! How could that not be helpful?

-At this point, I will never know what happened to Tyson and Ella because apparently no one can remember their names enough to remember when Percy explains his story, "Oh yeah so I just happen to have a cyclops half-bro, so then I sailed the ship and became a guinea pig..."

You get the idea.

-WHERE'S GROVER? I miss my goat friend.

-What happened to every person in the Avengers books and movies that's not Nick Fury, Or the rest of the Avengers.

I guess every now and again you see Agent Hill or Coulson but that's it. Where are the rest?

~How do the Kanes fit into this?

Like, seriously, I've come across some stories that randomly put them into this. Rundown:

Percy's already an Avenger or an Agent of S.H.E.I.L.D.

Fury. "Avengers, we need to find these people. The keep meddling like Mystery Inc.

Scooby Doo. "Roo?"

Fury. "Get out of here." cocks pistol.

Scooby. "Running now."

Fury. "Alright then. This is them."

Percy grabs file. Eyes widen. "I can take this case Fury. I know these people."

Leaves before he's told no. Gets the Kanes from Brooklyn where he drove the army back to when he was 15/16.

Percy. "Yo, you'll all to fab for Brooklyn. Come wit' me for Avengers and other crap in the city."

Sadie. "Yo, that sounds cool.

Arrive at Avengers Tower.

Sadie. "WHATS UP MOFOS???"

Tony. "NOT MUCH YO!"

Steve. "LANGUAGE!"

Or if that doesn't happen, Percy will be battling something and call upon Carter with that symbol on his hand.

Carter. "Need help?"

Percy. "Yeah. These monsters to hard. I wanna sleep."

Sadie. "Oh I get that!"

Carter. "Not the time Sadie. FOR THE HOUSE OF LIFE!"

Percy. "Yeah! Let's um.... Fight stuff!!!"

How do the Kanes even come into this? You can't just expect people to know this stuff. I mean, I'm only at the beginning of The Throne of Fire people! I don't know this crap!!

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