The totally true story of Percy Jackson and his new Uncle

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So Percy got home, he was like 6, and his mom was on the floor. She looked dead. Uh oh. Where's Gabe?

"Behind you punk"

"Ahhhhhhh!"

Police suddenly just arrived I didn't even call 911! Like what? Then they put Gabe in jail and told me I had an uncle who was famous yet couldn't be bothered to do a blood test to check he was alone in the world.

Great so now I'm quiet and start loving tony like a daddy and he puts me to bed at night. Cause Tony's forever been soft to people.

I woke up and I'm still 6 so I went downstairs in the giant place and I forgot to mention I have a whole floor as a bedroom. So I went downstairs and are blue pancakes and bacon then went to the pool. Oh then said Bruce wanted to give me a checkup! Ok then. Scientists always do that.

So I'm in Bruce's lab and he draws my blood and WOW! I'm missing half my DNA! Sweet! They want me as an Avenger! I don't know what to say!

Well duh I'll say yes cause that's all I can say like "6 year old becomes Avenger. The world is saved"

Oh yay! Now we're watching Finding Nemo!

Ok so wow. This is getting worse. XD What has become of me? Thanks for reading guys.

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