Heathers AU (SASI)

ACT 1

Scene 3

Virgil, Logan, Roman and Emile were all in Virgil's back garden playing croquet as Virgil's parents watched. "God, Virgil, drool much? You were totally throwing your panties at that new kid." Roman said, smirking. Emile and Logan let out forced laughs as Roman continues "And, judging by your house, you can’t afford replacement panties". Roman glares at Logan and Emile and they force out another laugh.  "Come on, I don’t even know his name." Virgil says.  Roman rolls his eyes and hits the croquet ball with his mallet and it rolls over to where Virgil’s parents are sitting. "Mr. and Mrs. Sawyer, watch out!"  Mrs. Sawyer picks up the ball and hands it to Roman. She then holds out a tray and says "Oh! Haha, there you go, girls. Care for some pate?" Roman pulls a face "That is not pate, it’s liverwurst.". Mrs. Sawyer laughs awkwardly. "I’m aware of that, Roman. It’s a family joke." Virgil hurries over to do damage control as Mr. Sawyer throws his book down on the table "Damnit. Will somebody please tell me why I read this spy crap?". Virgil smirks "Oh, because you’re an idiot, Dad." All three Sawyers laugh.  "So girls, any big plans for tonight?" Mrs Sawyer asks.  Viirgil answers "Yeah, there’s a big homecoming party at Remus Sweeney's house so I'm gonna catch a ride with Heather.". Roman puts a hand on his hip "Speaking of which…". Roman deliberately places the croquet ball into the 'pate' before the Heathers walk off. "Okay, uh… great pate, Mom, but I gotta motor if we want to be ready in time for this party." Virgil says quickly but Mrs. Sawyer grabs Virgil’s hand and says "Don't let these popular girls change you.".  But Virgil was having non of it. "I need them.". Mrs Sawyer became confused "What for? You have other friends. You have Patton".  Virgil yanks his arm away "Maybe I want more out of life than liverwurst, Mom." Before running off.  Mr. Sawyer smiles "Those girls seem really nice."