Heathers AU (SASI)

ACT 1

Scene 10 

Virgil was sat in the hallway writing in his diary once again "Dear Diary: Close call last night. Uh, the only person at Westerburg who could actually control Remy and Remus was Roman Chandler. And he is dead.) Suddenly the ghost of Roman appears again but Virgil ignores him "I didn’t technically kill Roman, and I know that, but I still feel bad. But… not as bad as I should? And that makes me feel even worse." Virgil sighs and puts the dairy away before approaching Logan and Emile who were clearing out Roman's locker.

"Oh, hey, guys. Still really looking forward to that apology from both of you for being two ice­ cold bitches last night." Emile, without looking away awake from the locket, says "Um, cleaning out Roman ’s locker, little respect." Ghost Roman pulls a face "Ugh. Emile Duke was such a sad little poser. Virgil, tell him to stop touching my stuff.…Virgil. Virgil!!" Virgil quickly got annoyed and mumbled "Shut up". But Emile heard him and snaped at him "You shut up! I don’t have to shut up anymore!" She holds a red choker in the air, before putting it on his neck. As Logan shouts "Hey, that’s Roman’s choker!" Emile laughs "not anymore!" 

"Roman choked
Bought the farm
he could not hack it
Now we need a strong arm
To run this racket 

Roman's out
Who will rise?
Gotta fill that vacuum
It's my turn
It’s my prize
I spit lightning
Crack, boom!

I bit my tongue so long
I learned to count to ten
My silence made me strong
I did my time and then
A house dropped on her head
The witch is dead! Ding dong!" 

Emile quickly pushes Virgil out of the way and walks into the middle of the hallway..

"Move bitch, this my song!"

Emile suddenly pulls his red waistcoat coat off to reveal a red one underneath. He throws it at Logan's face. 

"I will never shut up again
I will never shut up again
Brand new day watching dreams come true
Well for me, not you
Cause I'll never shut up again

Boys like me don't climb high
Can't crack that ceiling
But now I scrape the sky
It's you who's kneeling
Roman's pet, you're old news
Look at you, you’re busted
You think you’ll fill her shoes
Too late I just did
Now I don't mean to brag
Once I was one of you
But now I am the flag
You pledge allegiance to
I am the dream you chase
I’m your amazing grace
Yo, party's at my place!' 

I will never shut up again
I will never shut up again
Brand new day
Now we're finally free
Free to worship me
'Cause I’ll never shut up-"

"E-Emile…" Virgil students out only for Emile to yell "Shut up!". Emile walks over to him.

"Don't judge me
Little Mister innocence
Your hands ain't clean
I've seen your fingerprints
You act so uptight
So virgin white
But I heard from the boys
What you were up to last night" 

Virgil eyes widen in confusion before she notices Remy and Remus talking to bunch of teenagers. "Virgil's my wet dream" Remy said. "Virgil likes to scream" Remus said grining madly. "Virgil took one for the team" Remy said but Remus quickly corrects him "he took two for the team". Virgil stubbles backwards confused and full of panic "w-what?" 

"That boy was on his back
That boy was big fun, big fun
We smoked his crack
That crack was big fun
And that's when things went South
We had a swordfight in his mouth" 

"Dang diggity dang-a-dang
Freak!
Dang diggity dang-a-dang
Slut!
Dang diggity dang-a-dang
Swordfight in his mouth! Ha!

I will never shut up again!
I will never shut up again!
I'm on fire and you're my fuel
You should find a new school
'Cause I'll never shut up again! (Never shut up again)

No-No-No-No!
No-No-No-No-No-No-No-No! (Never shut up again)

All hail the King 
I wear the red (Never shut up again)
The choker's on my neck
You can't run
You can't hide
I am a crimson tide (Never shut up again)
You better mind what you do
Big brother's watching you (Never shut up again)
Can I get an amen? (HEY!)
'Cause I will never shut up again (Never shut up again)
Hah!" 

Suddenly Janus runs over and starts fighting Remy and Remus.  But Janus's anger made him carless. Two other students grab Janus and he is unable to get free.  They throw Janus to the ground as Remy and Remus start kicking Janus. Virgil tries to pull Remus away from him "leave him alone" only to be pushed into the wall. The coach and gowan finally see the fight and intervine. They break the fight up and start draging Remus and Remy away but not before the R's get one last jab in with Virgil "whore!". Everyone leaves as Virgil runs to Janus's side.